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[Maximum Spin]

Granted. Unfortunately, you specified "any" instead of "all", so you only get one. You can now mimic the superpowers of Calendar Man.

I wish I hadn't just hit post instead of preview
No, really, I wish to be the rightful King of England.

[GigaGiant]

No wish granted. Poor you.

Granted. After two years of mismanaging the country, your top advisors finally go through with a coup and kill you in your sleep.

I wish that I could mimic the superpowers of all fictional characters.

[Maximum Spin]

I wish that I could mimic the superpowers of all fictional characters.

Granted. You have to use them all at the same time. It gets a bit messy. You didn't even know "Sperman" was a thing before! Man, those Koreans think of everything.

I wish to be able to breathe in space.

[Pearofclubs]

Granted! You now have a balloon full of air. Unfortunately, it holds about a single breath of air. Make it last!

Also, it smells very strongly of something. Onions?

I wish I had a delicious stir fry.

[Imic]

Granted. It is so mind melringly delisious that everyone in a 5 mile radius can smell it off you. You are eaten alive.
I wish that I was the god of Castles.
Paxie, don't say anything.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. You are transformed into a castle so big, imposing, and impressive that all the castle critics agree that it's the god of castles. You spend the rest of your existence suffering from a bad case of draft until eventually you fall over in an earthquake.

I wish you were the god of cat-sles.

[Imic]

Error during wish granting, your wish could not be granted.
Cause: Possible third party involvement.
I wish that This Thread Stopped Existing.

[TalonisWolf]

Congrats, this thread stopped existing. It is the abyss, the epitome of non-existence... there by not being there. Gaze upon it, for it will look back.

I wish Imic was the "god of catsles".

[Madman198237]

Imic is now the God Of Made-Up Words, and his first act is to strike you down by turning your very existence into a dream in somebody else's imagination.


I wish to have telekinesis.

[Imic]

Granted,nbut the God of Made Up Words fills your head with made up words until you explode.
I wish that I was the god of Towns, rather than the god of made up words.

[Madman198237]

Congratulations, you are now the god of Towns. Sadly, you're caught in a perpetual game of Mafia, and get repeatedly shot, axed, and tricked as your citizens are killed over, and over, and over again. The scum always wins.

I wish for Star Wars.

[Imic]

Granted.
The entire cast dies before it can all be finished though.

I wish that the Townies would win 75% of the time, and I would still be the Town sitting here, and I wish that ipI will not be empty of people and destroyed completely for the next 300 years at the least.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted, but you get lynched on the first turn. The townies do politely leave your body sitting where you wanted it after it's revealed that you were innocent, though. It starts to smell well before those 300 years are up.

I wish "catsle" was a real word.

[TalonisWolf]

The grammar nazis won't let it by, but at least it's the name of a business.Consolation prize?
Granted under the cover of darkness. Requesting extraction.

I wish the Grammar Nazis would go away.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, they all end up becoming real Nazis instead.


I wish the entire thread became a castle made of apples.