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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24210 on: October 09, 2017, 02:34:14 pm »
Granted, you type at 1 letter an hour, which people find not credible.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24211 on: October 09, 2017, 03:05:20 pm »
Granted. An architect comes over and updates your Daylight Factor, letting you play around with how much light is in your house.

I wish for wikipedia to always be correct!
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« Reply #24212 on: October 09, 2017, 08:00:33 pm »
Granted.

Wikipedia does not change, real life changes.


I wish for sanity.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24213 on: October 09, 2017, 08:04:14 pm »
Granted. In order to ensure that you are maximally sound in body and mind, you are changed into a large non-sentient iron ball. Depending on your perspective, you could now be considered perfectly healthy. Unfortunately, you don't have a perspective, because you are no longer sentient.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24214 on: October 09, 2017, 08:30:50 pm »
Your wish is granted.

I wish for fish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24215 on: October 09, 2017, 08:46:01 pm »
Granted. You get this thing, except it's also a rotting zombie, making it that much creepier.

I wish that I prove the Goldbach Conjecture within the next decade.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24216 on: October 09, 2017, 09:19:45 pm »
Quote from: The Moonlit Shadow on October 09, 2017, 09:16:34 pm
((isn't that someone's avatar?))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24217 on: October 10, 2017, 08:00:48 am »
Quote from: bloop_bleep on October 09, 2017, 08:46:01 pm
Granted. You get this thing, except it's also a rotting zombie, making it that much creepier.

I wish that I prove the Goldbach Conjecture within the next decade.

Granted, but then a dark age happens shortly afterwards and the knowledge was lost as society reverted to that of the Medieval Age.

I wish for a pleasant stroll.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24218 on: October 10, 2017, 09:55:52 am »
Granted, you get.. Wait.. "A pleasant stroll"? I swear I saw "A pheasant Troll".
You now have an avian with the looks, size, and demeanor of a troll in your neigbhourhood.
Sorry about that.


I wish the next three wish grantings are typed as if the wish granter was drunk.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24219 on: October 10, 2017, 10:00:13 am »
*hick O-Okay, shir.

I wish that the granter of this wish types it as if he isn't drunk.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24220 on: October 10, 2017, 10:07:04 am »
Quote from: pikachu17 on October 10, 2017, 10:00:13 am
*hick O-Okay, shir.

I wish that the granter of this wish types it as if he isn't drunk.
OKAY I CAN DO THAT I'LL JUST TYPE IT AS IF I HAVE TAKEN ALL THE COCAINE INSTEAD :D :D :D

I WISH THERE WAS MORE COCAINE LEFT :( :( :(
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24221 on: October 10, 2017, 12:47:04 pm »
OH SHIT BOI LOOK AT ALL THIS MAGIC DUST, DAMN SO MUCH A PERSON CAN O.D. AND -


I wish we hadn't O.D.ed
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24222 on: October 10, 2017, 01:36:42 pm »
Granted, you did not orange dance. You still overdosed though.

I wish I could go back in time for an hour so I can go back to sleep.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24223 on: October 10, 2017, 01:42:21 pm »
Granted. You go back in time one hour to when you were sleeping. In about an hour, you wake up, log on to the Bay12 forums, and wish you could go back in time for an hour so you could go back to sleep. Then someone grants your wish. (GOTO 10)

I wish for this wish to be granted exactly as I intend it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24224 on: October 10, 2017, 01:48:51 pm »
Granted. Your wish is granted exactly as intended, but since you failed to specify a wish nothing happens.

I wish I could go back in time for an hour so I can go back to sleep.
I wish to escape the time loop.
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