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[Lordfiscus]

Granted, but at what cost to your ability to write? No longer are you able to write well, if at all.

I wish I'd stop staying up until midnight or 2:00 AM, it's massively self-destructive and I keep doing it for whatever reason.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Every night at 11 PM, if you're still awake, I strike you in the back of the head with a blackjack.

I wish for my kittens to recover quicker from their surgery

[Dunamisdeos]

Your kittens are given a healing serum that cures them of all ailments and also turns them into angry hornets.

I wish there were no spiders.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Granted, you get overrun by angry hornets, cockroaches, horse flies, other insectoid vermin because there are no spiders to control their numbers anymore.

I wish for a diamond boulder.

[Lordfiscus]

Granted, but it appears on the news and the effect is much like announcing to millions of people that you won the lottery and giving them your location.
Lotta theft, lotta fearin' for your life...

I wish Dwarves could construct gunpowder weapons.

[Stirk]

Granted! But it requires you download a mod, and I haven't updated it in years so it's super buggy.

I wish I was the best modded ever!

Granted, but at what cost to your ability to write? No longer are you able to write well, if at all.

I wish I'd stop staying up until midnight or 2:00 AM, it's massively self-destructive and I keep doing it for whatever reason.

(So no change then?)

[WillowLuman]

Granted you get modded to the point you can no longer recognize yourself. But the mods are pretty kickass.

I wish for tarantula powers.

[Dunamisdeos]

Congratulations, you are hairy and have 8 eyes. You retain your otherwise human form.

I want a puppy.

[blueturtle1134]

But you don't always get what you want.

I wish this wish is not carried out.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, nothing happens.

I wish Dunamisdeos gets a puppy.

[Dunamisdeos]

DUNAMISDEOS GETS A PUPPY, NO STRINGS ATTACHED. It's corrupted because you/everyone obviously wanted it to be corrupted into a tarantula or something.



Also, I wish for a tennis ball to enjoy my no-doubt-temporary victory.

[Stirk]

Granted. Your puppy transforms into a tennis ball.

I wish that sickness would be eradicated.

[bloop_bleep]

Granted. Your puppy transforms into a tennis ball.

I wish that sickness would be eradicated.

Granted. Whenever someone gets sick, they are erased from the face of the earth. No more sickness.

I wish I get Dunamisdeos' puppy-turned-tennis ball so I can use is soul for my unholy concoctions.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but he gets a new puppy complete with a tennis ball.

I wish to become omniscient.

[pikachu17]

Granted, You know everything. Including that which man is not meant to know. And Cthulhu also knows where you are, doesn't like that you're omniscient, and is omniscient himself. And since you're stunned from the revelation, you don't even get to panic before Cthulhu attacks.

I wish that I was more powerful than Cthulhu