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[Sir Elventide]

Granted, though it isn't crush-proof as a rampaging giant later discovered upon chasing Madman198237 inside.

I wish for more respect.

[Madman198237]

Granted. Instead of being completely ignored, you are now almost completely ignored, and nothing changes about your life.


I wish people would read wishes before corrupting them.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted, but your broccoli is now an angry Chihuahua, completely corrupting your wish for a new Metallica album.

I wish for a nice lunch.

[Stirk]

Granted. You get a box full of unfailingly kind, sentient food. They will soon rot-and there is nothing you can do about it.

I wish that more corruptions would involve puns.

[Mathel]

Granted. A horde of angry Carthaginies (Puns) bursts into your house and pluneders it.

I wish to get a not-cursed magic hat.

[wierd]

Granted. You get a non-cursed magic hat. It has been depleted of all charges, and has a durability of 1.  If you recharge it, it will disintegrate. Because it has zero charges, it cannot actually do anything-- but it is not cursed, and is still very much enchanted.


I wish politics was not about which ideological cult you belong to, and was actually about critical thinking and problem solving of actual problems with the modern world.

[Lordfiscus]

Every political problem is solved in either an extremely amoral and apathetic way or creates unforeseen problems from the solution.

I wish the Elves in DF actually bothered to use metal or stone for anything, considering how their tree-worshipping mentality would actually justify the use of metal tools and stone given A) They wouldn't be associating with trees in a violent way because B) They can just grow wood, they don't need to cut anything down.

[Mathel]

Granted. They are incapable of creating coke though, requiring them to cut whole forests in order to make charcoal.

I wish to have a suit of mithril mail.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted. You get a suit of mithral mail, but are now being hunted down by the postal service because they want their mail back.

I wish for four fortuitously forlorn forked forts. 

[Dunamisdeos]

You acquire two forts that are very far away from the thing they are meant to guard, and therefore quite safe. Each fort is divided into two sections, both of which are great places to be stationed. You however are stationed as the sole guard of Fort Moon-Gulag, located on the actual moon.

I wish for the fanciest hat.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, But I steal it from you!

I wish for the tastiest cookie.

[GigaGiant]

Granted, But I steal it from you!

I wish for the comfiest couch.

[bloop_bleep]

Granted, But I steal it from you!

I wish for the comfiest couch.

Granted. It's so comfy, that you immediately slip into a doze when you sit on it. Never to be awoken.

I wish for ultimate knowledge of all mathematical derivations that ever existed and ever will exist.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Your brain is purged of all non-mathematical thought to make room for this.

I wish pointless online debates would stop overestimating 40k Space Marines.

[Stirk]

Granted. The "Overestimations" are made canon, so all the pointless online debates now overestimate nothing.

I wish that I could type well on my phone.