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[pikachu17]

Your wishh is granted. However Pikachu17 was in a comic book universe at the time, so he is going to go after you with his new cotton candy powers.

I wish that there was a videogame starring a taco.

[Dunamisdeos]

Congratulations, you are now a taco. Also, you are trapped in an educational video game about healthy eating.

I wish that they would make a new OREGON TRAIL game.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but there are zombies made of tacos forced in as the main enemy.

I wish to be able to breathe and swim in the new taco sea.

[Stirk]

Granted. Its...just as pleasant as it sounds.

I wish that everyone in the world would have food.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted. Its...just as pleasant as it sounds.

I wish that everyone in the world would have food.

Granted, all of it's a bland nutrient paste laced with LAD though.

I Wish Dwarf Fotress was replaced with Elf Forrest tomorrow.

[Madman198237]

Granted. The nonexistent game "Dwarf Fotress" vanishes and in its place appears the even-less-logical Elf Forest spelled with too many R's.

I wish for a game about the Dunedain of the North (Pardon my lack of proper accented letters), a GOOD game.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, it's the best game you've ever played!
except, you're the only one who plays it. Everyone else plays other games and no one converses you about it. Soon you have crippling depression because people stop interacting with you.

I wish I could think of good wishes to wish for.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted. However, you are only able to make good wishes for a while before they turn bad.

I wish for longer hair

[Stirk]

Granted! You are covered in long hair, from head to toe. People take pictures of you under the assumption you are bigfoot.

I wish I could focus better >_>.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted. Your ability to focus becomes so intense that you end up focusing on your stomach and nothing else, not even essential physiological needs. You starved to death while contemplating your navel.

I wish for tons of money.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you steal all of the money in the world.
Global cash is switched to flat metal discs after you do this, so your money is useless.

I wish for Sir Elventide to get tons of the flat metal discs being used as currency.

[Mathel]

Granted. But these discs are serrated and he frisbees Puppyguard with them.

I wish to teleport to Ankh-Morpork, not telefragging anything, nor being telefragged. I am to understand whatever language they use, and any money I have on me is to be converted to it's equivalent (based on cost of bread) in AM Tolars.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but you meet Sir Elventide who's still lusting for blood with his serrated discs there. He frisbees you with them.

I wish to become the master of throwing and catching, with any item.

[Stirk]

Granted. You become a master of throwing and catching cotton balls. You said any item is fine right?

I wish to get an A on my next exam!

[Eric Blank]

Granted. But it will still be the most stressful exam of your life. You will be traumatized, forever.

I wish i was healthier and in better physical shape.