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[heydude6]

Granted, you are the protagonist of a messed up hentai. For the sake of forum guidelines I will not state what happens to you.

Ninjaed

Granted. Unfortunately, since people only get things that they deserve and not what they actively go out to earn, people stop working towards their goals, instead simply choosing to be goody two-shoes. They become incredibly lazy and society suffers as many important tasks are neglected.

I wish everything was automated.

[FallacyofUrist]

Granted. Also humans no longer have free will. Humans are automated.

I wish a shooting star would strike down Hitler in the past.

[Mathel]

Granted. A perfectly spherical meteor with radius of 2km made of iron falls on Hitlers head in 1937. It wipes out whole western and central Europe and north Africa. It also causes massive earthquakes and volcanic activity across the Earth and creates an ice age lasting 200 years with the dust in the atmosphere. Also, due to massive changes to history and the world's RNG being reset, almost nobody younger than 80 years in this timeline exists in the new timeline.

I wish to have a Marsec Plasma powersword.

[Evonix]

Granted, you uncontrollably scream as loud as you can. louder than you ever thought possible. in fact, you literally scream your head off.

I wish to be the heroine in an anime.

Granted, it's Gyo

I wish that I am able to alter coefficients of friction at will.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you uncontrollably scream as loud as you can. louder than you ever thought possible. in fact, you literally scream your head off.

I wish to be the heroine in an anime.

Granted, it's Gyo

I wish that I am able to alter coefficients of friction at will.

Granted, but since you skipped some people, your wish will indefinitely be on hold. Put on Ice. Not gonna happen.

Granted. A perfectly spherical meteor with radius of 2km made of iron falls on Hitlers head in 1937. It wipes out whole western and central Europe and north Africa. It also causes massive earthquakes and volcanic activity across the Earth and creates an ice age lasting 200 years with the dust in the atmosphere. Also, due to massive changes to history and the world's RNG being reset, almost nobody younger than 80 years in this timeline exists in the new timeline.

I wish to have a Marsec Plasma powersword.

Granted. It is however, inert. Doesn't work. Out of order.

I wish for a way to get an infinite supply of Faxe Kondi, via time travel paradox shenanigans.

[Derpy Dev]

Granted, but another version of you pops into reality every time you get a soda. All versions of you argue over who gets to drink them, and you end up in a pile of your own bodies.

I wish that the person who corrupts this wish has to eat a raw onion.

[Glass]

Granted, but I happen to like raw onion, rendering the point moot.

I wish

[Derpy Dev]

Hi Wish. I'm Derpy Dev.

I wish that you would look at this glorious picture.

[Glass]

Granted. Nothing happened. SCPs aren't real, you know.

I wish that that picture was a different picture.

[Stirk]

Granted. Derpy Dev edits the picture to something else, making your reply confusing and silly.

I wish that every show I liked would get a new season.

[Evonix]

Granted. Derpy Dev edits the picture to something else, making your reply confusing and silly.

I wish that every show I liked would get a new season.

Granted, the produsers are now all dead from overwork.

I wish that all air is now dogs.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, we all die from asphyxiation. The dogs too. You monster.
Everyone goes to heaven (the dogs too, obviously), except for you. You go to the room where all the robots scream at you.

I wish some wishes will be uncorrupted.

[Mathel]

Granted. It already happened and people wished that it would not happen again. Now they have someone to blame.

I wish to own the Aperature Handheld Portal Device and a Discouragement redirection cube.

[RoseHeart]

You get the device on Christmas and it's as much fun as you'd expect really nothing goes wrong surprisingly. Then on your birthday you get the cube but unfortunately a random laser comes through and... the redirected beam melts your cake

I wish my new avatar could win the in the avatar versus avatar thread and I knew what argument to make for a rose and a heart....

[hops]

Granted. The sheer power of your avatar causes it to coalesce into the Skull Rose Heart, a powerful artifact that will grant a wish to a woman. However, if the wisher's heart was impure, they become corrupted, and transform into the Skullgirl Rosegirl. Oh, and the Rosegirl kills you.

I wish for a pair of woolen socks.