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[Rethi-Eli]

Granted. The kitten becomes terminally ill due to acute wish modifier abuse, yet it cannot die either. You have no idea how to cure it, but you do know you're responsible for putting the kitten in this much pain.

I hope you're happy.

I wish people would stop adding modifiers to their wishes (Rethi-Eli in particular).

There are plenty of ways to still corrupt this wish. I add extremely specific modifiers just for this purpose, and also to negate any possibility of duplicate corruptions (e.g. The overused it's in another dimension one). I'm disenchanted with people who make super specific and hard to corrupt wishes just as much as you are, but that's the thing - I'm not adding things like its invincible, immune to pain, never prone to rage, etc.

Wish granted. Your particular kinoid protects against Lupus, but apparently your doctor is extremely inexperienced and gives it to you as a rectal supplement. Yay.

I wish for a kitten that will not harm me, cannot be turned into a cutlet or sausage(s), is alive, and will not be blind, deaf, lazy, incontinent, criticized for its amazing attributes and modifiers, or prone to shedding, but still has hair

[Madman198237]

GRANTED! You kitten is alive, not violent in the slightest, and will not be turned into food! It has very nice fur, and never sheds! It can see, hear, and do work better than you! It will NEVER be criticized for its amazing attributes, because it has no amazing attributes! It is an UTTERLY USELESS KITTEN! Also, because everyone tells it that it's terrible and useless, it will eventually commit suicide and then you will have no kitten.


I wish that we could have some of the things from WWUD in the real world.

[Mathel]

Granted. But it is the 3 worst things from WWUD.

I wish to have a robot, which looks and acts like an adult German shepard (dog race) properly trained by me as a guard dog, except that it does not eat, poop and die (it has to recharge though), and which is in this timeline.
The way in which I aquire said robot must be legal and not harmful for me.

((ROFL! By kinoid I meant a robot looking like a dog. Also, Lupus means either a disease or wolf.))

[Rethi-Eli]

I know, but I thought it was a fitting corruption, was it not? A kinoid is a medical device used to treat some diseases, Lupus being one of them.

[Mathel]

Well, then they named it properly.

[Derpy Dev]

Granted. But it is the 3 worst things from WWUD.

I wish to have a robot, which looks and acts like an adult German shepard (dog race) properly trained by me as a guard dog, except that it does not eat, poop and die (it has to recharge though), and which is in this timeline.
The way in which I aquire said robot must be legal and not harmful for me.

((ROFL! By kinoid I meant a robot looking like a dog. Also, Lupus means either a disease or wolf.))

Granted. The robot dog works properly for a time, until a glitch in it's AI makes it believe that all other humans are a threat to your survival. Everyone you meet in person will be ripped apart by a german shepard robot.

I wish I had the world's most comfortable chair.

[CABL]

Granted. The chair is so comfy that you sit on it for 6 months. All of your friends forgot about you, your landlord threw you out of the apartment you owned, and your leg muscles have become atrophied. But at least you still have your chair.

I wish that Bonzi Buddy and the other malware like it never were made in this timeline.

 

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. When a new malware is finally invented, nobody has any experience in dealing with malware, and it quickly spreads to every computer ever made.

I WISH FOR A CAT SHTIlkndgs,

[Mathel]

Granted. You get a cat from Stillkings film production company. It is the lion that played Aslan in The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.

I wish to become a tolkienian dwarf, but keep my consciousness.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, But you're inside Erebor when Smaug attacks, and one of the first to die.

I wish for a puppy.

[Mathel]

Granted. It is the child of Fluffy from "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone".


I wisht that the next wish of Puppyguard from this timeline on this thread would not involve any child animal.

[CABL]

Granted. It will involve old grizzly bears instead.

((I hope...))

I wish for Shaquille O'Neal to become the final boss of Terraria.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Granted. Terraria's gameplay is now basically the same as NBA 2k17

I wish my room would be around 20 degrees celcius instead of 35.

[Mathel]

Granted. Your room and evrything inside it is set to 20°C. You die of hypotermia.

I wish to win DCSS at least once.

[Mallos]

Granted. You win DCSS by activating wizard mode, so you feel no sense of fulfillment.

I wish that a chupacabra would engage in a fight to the death with Mike Tyson.