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[Mathel]

Granted.

I wish for dogs to be universally accepted as food.

[Stirk]

Granted. Aliens invade to get at all our yummy dogs, and humanity is destroyed.

I wish that people would remember to corrupt wishes, instead of just granting them.

[Mallos]

Granted. But, we've been over this before: Bay12ers aren't people silly. Congratulations, your wish basically does nothing.

I wish that Mars was perfectly habitable for humans, and a functioning colony had been established on it.

[Mathel]

Granted. But as humen are naturally agressive, this colony soon starts an independance war and then tries to conquer Earth. It ruins the Earthen ecosystem instead.

I wish that the fantasy "races" (elves, dwarves, ...) really existed.

[heydude6]

Granted, existed being the key word. Archeologists discover fossilized remanants of of short people, tall people, and large people, but they never clue into the fact that these were fossils of dwarves, elves, and orcs.

I wish I was an amazing GM

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. You're an amazing GM,  YT nobody is interested in letting you be their GM.

I wish for rainbows.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. You are a rainbow.
You fade away after a few hours.

I wish for a puppy.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Its not house broken though.

I wish i could just relax and stop freaking out about everything

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You are a rainbow.
You fade away after a few hours.

I wish for a puppy.

Granted.

Granted. Its not house broken though.

I wish i could just relax and stop freaking out about everything

Granted. Here's 5,000 mg of horse tranquilizer.

I wish for a quick bacne cure.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. Your dermatologist gives you a knife and orders you to flay yourself.

I wish for a kitten

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but it's blind and has no bladder, causing it to urinate constantly on everything.

I wish for a puppy.

[Twinwolf]

Granted, but it's also a guard and sustains a crippling injury in the line of duty.

I wish that 2 + 2 = 5.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. 2 + 2 = 5. Of course, human mathematics are all subjective and in the end this means absolutely nothing.

I wish for a kitten that is not blind and is not incontinent

[Mathel]

Granted. You have a kitten, which is deaf and constantly shedding.

I wish that bay12ers stop wishing for baby animals.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. The forum is renamed to Bay11 forums and bay12ers in an alternate timeline stop wishing for baby animals.

I wish for a puppy.