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[Puppyguard]

Granted. You get a cake without any frosting that has eyes and a mouth.
It proceeds to beg for mercy and you cannot bring yourself to eat it. you become great friends and live together for a week, before you cave-in to your urge and devour it. Its screams are still fresh in your memory to this day.

I wish for the next person's wish to be unnecessarily long.

[Stirk]

Granted, but it is is only unnecessarily long by a single period.

I wish that the next wish would be completely straightforward with no tricks..

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. Of course, there's no guarantee that the corruption won't twist it on its own.

I wish for a shirt.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. You get a shirt proclaiming that Luxembourg should rule the world.
Much to your displeasure, the shirt is also permanently fused to your body. You smell like a walking dumpster that got lost in a gym after a few days.

I wish humans did not require sleep without any bad side effects.

[CABL]

Granted. Humans require much more nutrition and water from now on, though.

I wish I could fap as much as I want without cumming.

[Rethi-Eli]

why tho

[CABL]

why tho

It's kinda obvious, but I lose interest in fapping after cumming. So if I'll never cum, I can fap all the day!

[Puppyguard]

Spoiler: After I read that wish. (click to show/hide)

[heydude6]

Let me handle this mess.


Granted, you lose your sex drive. You can wag your sausage around as much as you want, but you will never feel any pleasure.

I wish I properly understood why people post lewd things on this forum even though there are supposed to forum guidlines that stop that.

[WillowLuman]

Spoiler: After I read that wish. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Yup (click to show/hide)

Granted. Now you'll do the same and the cycle continues.

I wish for lizard hands

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. Your hands must molt every month or so, leaving piles of nasty, smelly, crusty lizard skin everywhere.

I wish for falcon eyes

[Stirk]

Granted! They are pickled in a jar. Might be good to sell to a witch or something, useless and gross otherwise.

I wish the next user would start their wish with something other than "I wish".

[NRDL]

Granted.

Eye Weesh for a puppy.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. You get a puppy with a guard hat on it. The second you touch it you wake up in prison.

I wish the next user's wish would not start with I wish or Eye Weesh.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. Nobody likes you and you die alone.

Eyy, wassup y'all! I'll be within' for respect in da hood.