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[misko27]

Granted! You aren't very good at it, though... Oh well, surely you can reconstruct it all from the ground up, right? Right? Maybe if Physics textbooks weren't melting...

I wish for curly fries that don't contribute to eventual heart problems or other maladies, but taste like regular curly fries.

[Stirk]

Granted! However, Curly is a horrible cook as Moe and Shemp are sure to tell you, thus the fries taste horrible.

I wish that people would start forgetting to put wishes more!

[Eric Blank]

Granted. They also routinely forget other important things. Soon society crumbles.

I wish for happy doggy

[Lenglon]

Granted, it destroys the moon.
((youtube link to be edited in in approx 9 hours, when ill be on better internet.))
here it is
I wish I could travel through the internet.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
Your been uploaded to the internet meaning that you cannot eat, drink, sleep or anything that requires physical body.

I wish for for emp bombs

[Inconspicuous]

Granted! A small EMP (Electro-Magnetic Pulse) bomb has been delivered to, and detonated in, your home.

I wish that "Armok" in DF was replaced with a cat.

[TheBiggerFish]

Scamps is now god.

I wish I had good luck.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you already have good luck.
But you don't see what you have good luck in and fail to appreciate it.


I wish I could be more productive.

[AzyWng]

Granted, your competence lands you in a much more difficult job than the one you previously had. While your productivity helps, the amount of stress you endure is a bit too much for you to handle, and said productivity eventually falters, causing a snowball effect that leaves you a broken, jobless mess.

I wish I would stop misspelling things when I type. Sure, I can just hit the "Backspace" button, but still.

[overseer05-15]

Granted, your competence lands you in a much more difficult job than the one you previously had. While your productivity helps, the amount of stress you endure is a bit too much for you to handle, and said productivity eventually falters, causing a snowball effect that leaves you a broken, jobless mess.

I wish I would stop misspelling things when I type. Sure, I can just hit the "Backspace" button, but still.

Granted. You spell everything properly, but your grammar goes to rubbish.

I wish I understood calculus.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you now understand calculus. You however fail to actually use it.

I wish I slightly more.. intelligent, than I currently am.

[Inconspicuous]

Granted. You now know the answer to every question ever asked.

Unfortunately, you gain a sudden case of amnesia for no apparent reason, wiping your memory clean.

[DAPARROT]

i wish that people would remember how this thread works

[Puppyguard]

Granted. Everyone in the entire world knows how this thread works.
They all make accounts and overwhelm bay12 forums, trying to post in this thread.
Your posts get drowned out by them.

I wish for a potato.

[Lenglon]

You get the potato power center Mk2: a AA battery.

I wish I had thermal vision.