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[Puppyguard]

Granted, People are now make of glass so you can see their wishes clearly.

I wish I could move Blackholes this will end well.

[AzyWng]

You move a Blackhole onto Dallas (which is rather nice and my friend lives there), causing extreme property damage and loss of life.

I wish Blackholes would stop being lethal.

[Twinwolf]

Granted. The Dallas Black Hole becomes a major attraction, leading to a rise in property costs as wealthy people move in to be near it. Your friend is forced out as rent goes too high.

I wish black holes were orange.

[S34N1C]

Granted, they now cause excruciating pain that lasts until you die of natural causes.

I wish my nose wasn't so stopped up
Granted, they are now the citrus fruit, the orange, and are very acidic.


I wish I had typed faster

[AzyWng]

You break your keyboard with your carelessness.

I wish that multipress/rollover came standard with every keyboard (The feature that allows you to have multiple fingers/key presses and have them all register).

[Ibid Straydrink]

You break your keyboard with your carelessness.

I wish that multipress/rollover came standard with every keyboard (The feature that allows you to have multiple fingers/key presses and have them all register).

Granted, but now every keyboard has one key, and must be operated by pressing that button to scroll through the entire alphabet and English punctuation in one direction.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

[Stirk]

Granted! However, as you didn't specify which wish was corrupted, the corruption waits for the right time to strike. You live your day to day life, not knowing that one day your greatest desire would one day turn against you. You get a good job, get married, have children. Those children begin to grow up and you finally make your mistake. While tucking them in one night, you sigh, quietly wishing to yourself that your children will be rich and successful. This is when the corruption strikes! The next day, your children turn against you, murdering you for your insurance money! Thus become rich, or at least reasonably wealthy, and successful (in killing you).

I wish Donald Trump would become president of ALL THE COUNTRIES!

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but a rebellion causes nukes to be launched destroying the planet and aliens colonize it.

I wish for the aliens to bring the humans back.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, we are brought back as exhibitions for their museums. As a reminder to not do the same mistakes we did.

I wish the wish I granted became corrupted, again.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, The humans are turned into aliens.

I wish for the aliens to die out, earth be restored, and the humans brought back to normal.

[Doubloon-Seven]

Granted, the aliens and everything the are related to dies out or disappears. However, as you wished for the humans to be brought back to normal, they are now in the middle stone age.

[TalonisWolf]

  Granted, you receive the emptiness of your soulless lack of wishing.

  I wish for all the good in the world.

[Rethi-Eli]

Granted, but sadly you didn't specify which world, and I thought you meant a burning glob of magma that's a new planet several hundred thousand light years away.

I wish for the power to always have witty comebacks.

[Doubloon-Seven]

Your comebacks are so witty that the mafia become enraged at how they aren't as good as you, and make you 'Sleep with the Fishes'.

I wish for pure joy.

[DolosusDoleus]

Granted, this new joy formula provides 100% pure joy to the consumer! Side effects include explosive diarreah, peeing blood, and cardiac abscondment.

I wish for a personal space station.