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Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22935 on: November 24, 2016, 08:51:59 pm »
Granted, you are an asylum. You are incredibly lonely as your only conversation is gibbering madmen and the occasional reporter who gets trapped there, or thief who needs to steal something.

I wish that the elections were, instead of between two really really bad candidates, between two really really good candidates.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22936 on: November 24, 2016, 08:55:45 pm »
Granted, Trump wins as a third party candidate.

I wish I had the ability to control people's minds
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22937 on: November 24, 2016, 10:19:54 pm »
Granted. But everyone knows you can do it, and this awareness cannot be stifled. Nobody trusts you, nobody trusts their own feelings towards you, everyone doubts their every conception and belief as possibly having been your design.

I wish people would trust me.
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Shoruke

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22938 on: November 24, 2016, 11:52:54 pm »
Granted: everyone blindly trusts that you will take the douchebaggiest action possible. Nobody will ever be your friend again. You monster.

Good news, everyone! My wish is to have a machine that makes you read this in Professor Farnsworth's voice.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22939 on: November 25, 2016, 02:06:32 am »
Granted: It makes you will read this in Professor Farnsworth's voice. It makes you read everything Professor Farnsworth's voice. Everything. You will get bored with it. You will start hating it. You cannot break it. You cannot shut it down. Ever. You will have Professor Farnsworth's voice speaking in your head until kill yourself to get rid of it.

My wish all future conflicts will be solved with a game of chess.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22940 on: November 25, 2016, 02:14:49 am »
Granted. The world is overtaken by sapient chess-playing robots. All is chess, and we are but pawns.

I wish for love and happiness
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22941 on: November 25, 2016, 08:12:32 am »
Granted, Everyone loves keeping you from happiness.

I Wish my those I Truly hated died.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22942 on: November 25, 2016, 08:53:46 am »
Granted, sooner or later they will.

I wish I had a notebook with the same abilities as the one in the "Death Note" anime.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22943 on: November 25, 2016, 11:26:09 am »
Granted, You use it as a Diary.


I Wish those I Truly Hate Were Dead Now.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22944 on: November 25, 2016, 11:28:06 am »
Granted, but you are quickly overcome with guilt and come to hate yourself. You drop dead within a couple minutes.

I wish to be President of the United States of 'Murica.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22945 on: November 25, 2016, 11:37:44 am »
Granted, you a Donald Trump.


I Wish for the Ability to Forgive Myself for anything.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22946 on: November 25, 2016, 11:58:30 am »
Quote from: crazyabe on November 25, 2016, 11:37:44 am
Granted, you a Donald Trump.
(ouch!  :-X)


Granted, the ability to assuage yourself of all guilt quickly turns you into a psychopath and you get locked up in an insane asylum.

I wish for good grades at school!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22947 on: November 25, 2016, 12:08:37 pm »
Granted, but that's all you are good for; getting good grades in school.

I wish Einsteinian Roulette the Movie is real.
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I told you to test with colors! But nooo, you just had to go clone mega-Satan or whatever.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22948 on: November 25, 2016, 02:28:37 pm »
Granted. You are in it and you die during acting.

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Shoruke

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22949 on: November 25, 2016, 04:50:52 pm »
Granted. I do not insert a wish there. Since you have no wish, I hereby grant you no wish. Logic!

I wish for a Magitek Armor.
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The Unforgotten Beast, Shoruke, has come! A pale-skinned human. It has heterochromatic eyes and moves in an unpredictable manner. Beware its rapier wit!
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