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NJW2000

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22665 on: May 08, 2016, 03:06:57 pm »
Granted

I wish for a free taco every day of my natural lifespan.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22666 on: May 08, 2016, 03:53:19 pm »
Granted, but the tacos are so addicting that you cant do anything else BUT eat them. Soon, you turn to a life of crime to sate your hunger for tacos and eventually die of a taco-induced heart attack.

I wish for brimstone.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22667 on: May 08, 2016, 07:16:29 pm »
Granted, Burning Brimstone imported from hell Suddenly Appears in your Stomach.


I wish for A Life.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22668 on: May 08, 2016, 08:48:17 pm »
Granted, but you get it from an invisible block over a bottomless pit, mario troll level style.

I wish i was mlg in every game
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22669 on: May 08, 2016, 09:44:55 pm »
Granted, you can only play games where you can set your name to 'Mig'

I wish the person who corrupts this wish had to make this wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22670 on: May 08, 2016, 10:35:45 pm »
Granted. (I didn't corrupt the wish whatsoever)

 I wish for a taco.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22671 on: May 09, 2016, 01:54:46 am »
Granted

A wild taco appears!
It uses questionable ingredients!
It is super effective!


I wish for GLaDOS and portals and stuff in real life.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22672 on: May 09, 2016, 03:27:29 am »
Granted.

You are a test subject.

I wish for a fully functioning, safe, usable Portal Gun.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22673 on: May 09, 2016, 03:30:55 am »
Granted. The government steals it from you.

I wish Hardmode was easier.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22674 on: May 09, 2016, 07:06:28 am »
Granted, Easy is now impossible, thus hard is no harder then 'easy'.

I wish Valve would make Half Life 3 Already.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22675 on: May 09, 2016, 08:22:27 am »
Half-Life 3 is to be released before the heat death of the universe. Your wish causes the release of the game to be mow, and the heat death of the universe to be in two minutes as per schedule.

I wish for good grades in Physics
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22676 on: May 10, 2016, 10:05:24 am »
 Granted. However you thought physics worked on your test/homework is how physics now works. You are very acurrate with your explanations now, but now really important things don't work anymore.

 I wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22677 on: May 10, 2016, 11:09:24 am »
Granted, you wish

I wish too
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22678 on: May 15, 2016, 10:38:16 pm »
  Granted, you, too, are a wish. Welcome.

  I wish to be the last wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22679 on: May 15, 2016, 10:51:44 pm »
Okay, you're the last wish.

You didn't say when, so you're suddenly in the future being the last wish.

I wish for a TARDIS.
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