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[Ultimuh]

Granted.
Someone else ate it.


I wish I would be bothered to find or create a new avatar to use.

[crazyabe]

Granted, You cant be bothered to Apply it.


I wish For a Cheese burger.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Granted, it's half eaten and has a coral snake wrapped around it.

I wish for a pair of +pig tail socks+

[Nakéen]

Granted, they are in the hands of Mightylancer the Tempest of Running the Minotaur, who is bashing your head with said socks.

I wish for a better laptop.

[Atian the Elephantman God]

Granted, it's 1% better.

I wish to eat peanuts.

[Nakéen]

Granted, turns out you are allergic to peanuts. You die a painful death, as you turn into a red swollen abomination and suffocate.

I wish the phone next to me would stop ringing every fifteen minutes.

[Stirk]

Granted! Its broken, and will never ring again. Or perform any other function, for that matter.

I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was....

[Dustan Hache]

Granted! Its broken, and will never ring again. Or perform any other function, for that matter.

I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was....

Granted. you become a pokemon trainer, and are the very best... for approximately five seconds.

I wish that Nakeen would update his RTD so time could advance, and I could stop making subturns of turn 2.

[crazyabe]

Granted, he then Dies of a heart attack permanently trapping you into making subturns for turn 3 as you Insanely believe that he will ever return to update it again...


I wish I had 300 pounds of ammo For the best Sniper rifle to ever be made, as well as the best sniper rifle ever made.

[JayceReinhardt]

Granted, he then Dies of a heart attack permanently trapping you into making subturns for turn 3 as you Insanely believe that he will ever return to update it again...


I wish I had 300 pounds of ammo For the best Sniper rifle to ever be made, as well as the best sniper rifle ever made.

Granted, unfortunately the Ammo has already been used rendering the rifle ridiculously useless.

I wish I had normal 20/20 vision.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Granted, you didn't say how long though! you go blind in five minutes.

I wish for my cat to stop bugging me.

[ManMan]

Granted, he becomes a monster and kills everyone. And then a dog starts bugging you.

I wish wishes couldn't be corrupted ever again.

[Nakéen]

I wish wishes couldn't be corrupted ever again.

Granted, wishers are corrupted instead, effectively wishing for incorruptible inherently corrupted wishes.

I wish that Nakeen would update his RTD so time could advance, and I could stop making subturns of turn 2.

I wish that Dustan Hache would update the character sheet of his RTD

[crazyabe]

Granted, Dusten Gets Drunk, Updates the character sheet of his RTD, then he Deletes all his notes for it as well, No one Ever figures out what happened.


I wish all Schools were Closed Down Permanently.

[Nakéen]

Granted, all schools are closed down permanently, and there is no way to get out. Turns out you were in a school when that happened.

I wish for someone to wish something for me because I am too lazy and I didn't put a comma in this sentence ah.