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[crazyabe]

Granted Kot takes a defibrillator to the picturewars.net and briefly revives it before it explodes.


I wish for Area Of Effect Instant Karma.

[Gwolfski]

You didn't grant it!!!!!!!! I just checked

you get some:

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i wish for amperzand to have more free time.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but he uses the free time for non-forum things.

I wish I knew what happened to Kot.

[TheBiggerFish]

Kot?  Who?

I wish that I will know how many days off I will get from any weather event one day in advance of that weather event.

[Tawa]

Granted. You will not get any off.

I wish people weren't talking about me behind my back a few posts ago ;_;

[Nakéen]

Granted. They now talk about you at your side, never facing you, which makes it feels like they are purposefully ignoring you.

I wish people could get more time for RTD.

[NJW2000]

Granted. People now use roll systems requiring scientific calculators to understand involving dice numbered with transcendental and imaginary numbers, just to make sure the players are paying attention, and the number of RTDs doesn't really increase.

I wish that more people knew of the glory of the RTD.

[Tawa]

Granted. It now has a dedicated subf--oh, wait...

I wish for a magic sword.

[Amperzand]

Granted! Your sword is sentient, and psychopathic. Its constant urging to murder swiftly drives you quite mad.

I wish we'd already got a colony on the moon.

Granted, but he uses the free time for non-forum things.

I do, actually. Things like studying and tiny archaeological robots.

[Stirk]

Granted. However, it is an ant colony.


I wish every LN I'm reading would be instantly translated into English.

[Nirur Torir]

Granted, but not quite as keikaku* - the translation algorithm has a blind love of all things Japanese and liberally spread unneeded translation notes throughout.

_{*Translator's note: Keikaku means planned.}


I wish that, for one day, every human in the US had to carry around a stuffed animal as big as they are.

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted, but the humans just become plush.

I wish that the snow would have come Wednesday.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Sadly the amount of snow killed billions of people and you were burned at the stake you blamed for their deaths
I wish everyone was immortal and the world will never be destroyed.

[TheBiggerFish]

Uh-huh.  Right.  You broke physics.  Good job.

I wish that people would stop with the 'people magically know it is your fault' corruptions.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

((Wait how is psychics being broken bad?))