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[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, just look up to the sky and claim one! Have fun getting to it though!

I wish for lollipops.

[Maegil]

(Taking one out of my mouth) Want a lick?

I wish the food hadn't burned while I was faffing at the computer...

[piratejoe]

He is sent to the bottom line of a Z. Somehow. It's just a piece of paper.

I wish my asthma was cured using ancient medicine.

Your asthma is cured however the side affect is that you can no longer breath air and are forced to live in the zee zea oh come on sea.

I wish dwarfs exist. i wish i realised the second page....

[Lenglon]

Granted, your food is cooked perfectly. However, so is your computer.

I wish I had a nice new car.

[piratejoe]

Granted, your food is cooked perfectly. However, so is your computer.

I wish I had a nice new car.

wish granted,you get the first car ever made and are brought back in time to when it was made hence making it a new car.

I wish dwarfs exist.

[Ultimuh]

I wish dwarfs exist.

Granted, although they already do.
And it is probably politically correct to say "little people" or "height challenged" instead.


I wish for a real-life Goblin invasion.

[Maegil]

Granted, they're 18th Century type goblins; you can blame them for all missing food, broken equipment and single socks.

I wish that I no longer needed to chop wood, carry water after I reached illumination.

[flazeo25]

Granted, Your body now grows wood but you'll be rooted all the time.

I wish for happyiness for my worest enemy.

[piratejoe]

Granted,you die

I wish i had a Trans Newtonian Ship thats faster then light.

[Maegil]

Granted. You go faster than light, crash into its back, and cause a pileup on the quantum spaceways.

I wish people were more respectful and considerate to one another.

[NJW2000]

Granted. Our culture changes overnight, however, and we now show respect with slaps about the head and consideration with goosing.

I wish by computer's camera worked.

[Maegil]

What do you know, it works! Albeit, if you turn it off on either your computer or an Xbox One, even it says that it's turned off, it isn't really so. Welcome to the wonderful world of M$ Big Brother.

I wish the gum from the electric tape I used to cover my computer's camera was easier to clean when I actually want to use it.

((Actually it's not gummed up, I put a piece of paper between the lens and the tape.))

[TalonisWolf]

  Granted, Sulphuric Acid was an VERY effective cleaner. It's like your computer was never there!


  I wish TVTropes wasn't so addictive.

[TD1]

Granted. It's not addictive if you're dead. Release the FD!

I wish that people had more integrity.

[TalonisWolf]

 Granted. With more integrity comes no alcohol, no video games, and less !!FUN!! .

  I wish for a nice Rottweiler which is loyal to me forever.