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[NJW2000]

Granted, you get some nerds discussing a buncha lore.

The worst kind of lore. My Little Pony lore.


I wish I had no need for sleep.

[piratejoe]

Granted, you get some nerds discussing a buncha lore.

The worst kind of lore. My Little Pony lore.


I wish I had no need for sleep.

Granted you're need to sleep is replaced with the need to run and you are forced to run ten miles each day

I wish that i had a pirate ship with some zailors who would listen to my every world as we sail across the zee.

[Insanegame27]

Granted. You arrrr put in a children's picturebook as a pirate in a sea of alphabet letters. It becomes known as the worlds worst piece of literature and you are stoned in the streets.

[piratejoe]

Granted. You arrrr put in a children's picturebook as a pirate in a sea of alphabet letters. It becomes known as the worlds worst piece of literature and you are stoned in the streets.

That....That makes no sense.....

_{For the underzee and fallen London!}

[Twinwolf]

Granted, you now live in a void. Because you didn't make a wish.

I wish I was accepted into any forum game I applied to.

[BluarianKnight]

Of course. However, when you join a forum game, you can never leave. They want you so badly, that they commit seppuku if you reject them. You destroy Bay12's Forum Games and Roleplaying by the pure amount of forum game creators being rejected, as they all want you in their games.


I wish to own a Temmie.

[Maegil]

You do. It's dying in extreme pain, with all its bones broken.

I wish I could find sage. Over here people don't cook with sage, so there's none to be had.

[piratejoe]

You do. It's dying in extreme pain, with all its bones broken.

I wish I could find sage. Over here people don't cook with sage, so there's none to be had.

You find a sage plant,unfortunately you stepped on it and utterly ruined it.

I wish crazyabe was sent to the underzee.

[Adragis]

He is sent to the bottom line of a Z. Somehow. It's just a piece of paper.

I wish my asthma was cured using ancient medicine.

[Twinwolf]

Granted, but the ancient medicine kills everyone else with asthma because magic.

I wish I hadn't just died because Adragis took magic cursed medicine.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. Instead, you're put into a coma.

I wish this old train breaks down, so I could take a walk around.

[BluarianKnight]

The train does break. The brakes of the train. Happy train riding!

I wish for the next poster to have two wishes.

[TheBiggerFish]

I get two wishes, subject to normal rules.
I wish I knew the perfect wish to wish.
I wish the perfect wish I now know.

[NRDL]

You get it, but nothing's really changed, as perfection really isn't a singular object or a singular point in time and space, or a singular THING.  At best you get an ever increasing overall boost to everything over time that just keeps increasing and increasing, but in the span of eternity the gradual shift is hardly noticeable. 

I wish recordings of every boxing match in human history to be available in HD, and colour, and with movable interactive 360 degree camera angles. 

[Adragis]

They do, but they're as big as planets.

I wish for a planet.