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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22290 on: January 03, 2016, 07:18:26 pm »
Granted. Due to the snow, you end up being forced to leave earlier, and had to cancel the 87% completed 18GB download.
I wish the lung cancer alerts over smoking were wrong.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22291 on: January 03, 2016, 07:30:16 pm »
Granted. Now smoking just outright kill you, rather than causing death by cancer.

The world's population just got a lot smaller.

I wish I owned a robot to do homework for me.
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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22292 on: January 03, 2016, 07:47:02 pm »
Granted. Its database is limited to the primary school, and your homework is delivered without a single correctly answered problem.

I wish Space Engineers' GUI was more user-friendly. (I wouldn't want to wish about DF in this thread...)
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

piratejoe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22293 on: January 03, 2016, 08:28:39 pm »
Quote from: Maegil on January 03, 2016, 07:47:02 pm
Granted. Its database is limited to the primary school, and your homework is delivered without a single correctly answered problem.

I wish Space Engineers' GUI was more user-friendly. (I wouldn't want to wish about DF in this thread...)
Granted, they made the GUI user friendly by cutting most of the games content

I wish the next person to corrupt a wish would try to corrupt my previous wish until they found a loophole.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22294 on: January 03, 2016, 08:34:04 pm »
I found a loophole.  It's the corrupt a wish thread.  So I removed "previous" from the list of words.


I wish that it would snow here tonight and cancel school tomorrow.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22295 on: January 03, 2016, 09:14:38 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on January 03, 2016, 08:34:04 pm
I found a loophole.  It's the corrupt a wish thread.  So I removed "previous" from the list of words.


I wish that it would snow here tonight and cancel school tomorrow.
It snows so much that your house and town is covered in so much snow that you can only exit through the attic window.

I wish that feminists became equalitsts and gained a brain.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22296 on: January 04, 2016, 04:13:48 am »
Granted, but due to massive global gender inequality, nobody graces that with a proper reply.

I wish I could arrange those damn pentonimoes more easily.
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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22297 on: January 04, 2016, 09:15:14 am »
Granted, now all you need is a hammer.

I wish good wishes weren't corrupted.
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22298 on: January 04, 2016, 09:42:19 am »
Granted, but there are no good wishes, only bad people.

I wish that I wouldn't keep feeling so tired.
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piratejoe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22299 on: January 04, 2016, 01:53:45 pm »
Quote from: UnicodingUnicorn on January 04, 2016, 09:42:19 am
Granted, but there are no good wishes, only bad people.

I wish that I wouldn't keep feeling so tired.
Granted you now feel like you ran a marathon.

i wish that the person who corrupts this wish becomes a fish and cannot edit this wish at all.
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Quote from: RAM on June 25, 2017, 10:42:20 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22300 on: January 04, 2016, 02:00:09 pm »
Granted, I Become a Blue Whale and fall on you.


I Wish piratejoe would see the error of wish #22350.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22301 on: January 04, 2016, 02:11:05 pm »
((blue whales aren't fish))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22302 on: January 04, 2016, 02:22:34 pm »
Granted, but now he fails to see the errors in any other wishes that contain them.

I wish for my writing skills to be inexplicably amazing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22303 on: January 04, 2016, 02:33:32 pm »
Quote from: Audioworm333 on January 04, 2016, 02:22:34 pm
Granted, but now he fails to see the errors in any other wishes that contain them.

I wish for my writing skills to be inexplicably amazing.
Wish granted,the government takes you away from your family and normal life and force you to use your skills all day and night those bills aint gona write themselves ya know.

I wish that crazy (like myself) would say zee when reading or trying to say sea.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22304 on: January 04, 2016, 04:57:25 pm »
Granted, now we will drown you in the Zee, While you say something about this thing called a Sea, What is a Sea?


I wish for a Canon.
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