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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22215 on: December 22, 2015, 10:12:36 pm »
It is around your neck.  You are strangled to death by an angry escaped catborg who is extremely ticked off.


I wish I could catborg without being scrapped, obsoleted, or otherwise removed.
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Sl4cker

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22216 on: December 22, 2015, 10:22:48 pm »
Granted. You are adopted by Lenglon's master. Lenglon makes your life miserable without actually destroying you because they're afraid of you hogging the attention of their master.

I wish my jetpack and machinegun attachment were light enough so that I can move around, though still usable.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22217 on: December 22, 2015, 10:24:44 pm »
Granted.  They are usable but they're not useful.


I wish I wasn't adopted by Lenglon's master.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22218 on: December 22, 2015, 11:42:01 pm »
Granted, you are enslaved by Lenglon's master, and Lenglon makes your life even worse.


I Wish for the power to redefine anything, without any tools, and without causing any harm to me.
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22219 on: December 22, 2015, 11:43:30 pm »
Okay, you can redefine 'anything'.  The word.

I wish crazyabe's corruption of my wishes will have never happened.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22220 on: December 23, 2015, 12:01:07 am »
Granted. You are thrown back in time seconds before they where corrupted, forced to repeat the loop for all eternity.

I wish for Great Justice to permeate the planet Earth!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22221 on: December 23, 2015, 12:04:56 am »
Yeah, that didn't do anything.

I wish that no-one corrupted my wishes at any point in time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22222 on: December 23, 2015, 12:22:48 am »
Granted, Nobody Corrupted one of your wishes at some point in time.


I Wish TBF Would stop trying for incorruptible Wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22223 on: December 23, 2015, 12:30:59 am »
Granted, he no longer needs to try in order to avoid corruption.

I wish for a less-shit computer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22224 on: December 23, 2015, 01:52:37 am »
Your computer is now devoid of fecal matter.

I wish for a pet fox.
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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22225 on: December 23, 2015, 01:58:35 am »
Granted, you wake up with Kevak tied to your bedroom doorknob.

I wish TheBiggerFish would just go away and stop stealing Master's attention from me!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22226 on: December 23, 2015, 02:00:19 am »
You do it but then you feel sad and terrible about it and then and then you do terrible things to yourself

I wish good wishes back
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22227 on: December 23, 2015, 02:04:58 am »
Granted, but you get horrible corruptions (and not in the good way).

I wish I could double the amount of Avatars in my rotator.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22228 on: December 23, 2015, 02:06:50 am »
Granted. However, you must download a program to do so. The program was also a virus.

I wish I was the ultimate catborg.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22229 on: December 23, 2015, 02:46:36 am »
Being the ultimate catborg means you are more robot than cat, meaning you do whatever you are told.

I wish everyone would stop wishing to be catborgs.
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Quote from: Melting Sky on December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm
The best way to demonstrate it to him is take a save of 40 year old fortress with 150 dwarves in it on a good sized embark with a volcano that just breached the circus and install it on his gaming rig and watch it bring his rig to its knees.
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