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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22095 on: December 19, 2015, 03:07:14 am »
Granted, it poops all over your floor. Remember, real life ponies are not MLP ponies.

I wish for a quarterstaff.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22096 on: December 19, 2015, 03:20:00 am »
You are sold a quarter of a staff at $1000000 per millimeter.
I wish that whenever I need money I could reach into my pocket and pull out the exact amount of money in exact local currency
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A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22097 on: December 19, 2015, 03:52:06 am »
Granted. You die of horribly of thirst adrift in the middle of the Pacific without anyone in sight to sell you water.

I wish all the bronies, and furries in general, would permanently turn into the critter they use as avatar.
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What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

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Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22098 on: December 19, 2015, 03:54:24 am »
Granted. I become an energy sword wielding dancemaster and kill you.


I wish for an energy sword
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Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22099 on: December 19, 2015, 05:25:57 am »
Granted, you have a sword of pure energy.
Good luck trying to wield it.


I wish for a pair of gloves/gauntlets which makes humanly it possible to wield weaponry made of pure energy.
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22100 on: December 19, 2015, 05:35:15 am »
Granted, unfortunately the weapons themselves do not exist.

I wish to be a grandmaster.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22101 on: December 19, 2015, 05:37:16 am »
Granted. You are a grandmaster in the art of absolutely nothing at all


I wish I was the best pilot there ever was and will be
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Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22102 on: December 19, 2015, 06:03:15 am »
Granted, but the plane you are piloting is hijacked and you get shot.

I wish for waifus.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22103 on: December 19, 2015, 11:16:48 am »
Granted, you get a verily obese walrus.
Wait, you said waifus? Sorry, my bad.
Enjoy your new walrus though.


I wish for something Epic.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22104 on: December 19, 2015, 11:29:09 am »
Granted, you get an Epic level attack spell cast on you.

I wish for mangoes.
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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22105 on: December 19, 2015, 12:16:37 pm »
Sure, come on over. There' several mango trees loaded with ripe fruit just over here where I am, and you're welcome to as many as you can eat.

I wish for some silence on this over-populated tropical paradise where I am.
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22106 on: December 19, 2015, 07:28:29 pm »
granted, it is the Silence of the void. What? You didn't want to be sucked into space with your paradise? Too bad.


I wish the person after me had to wish that the person after them was crazyabe's new chair.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22107 on: December 19, 2015, 07:34:54 pm »
Granted but I got the wording wrong.

I wish that the person after me has to wish that crazyabe is their new chair.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22108 on: December 19, 2015, 07:38:33 pm »
Granted. However...

I wish that crazyabe was my new chair for fifteen seconds, afterwards becoming my new lamp.
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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22109 on: December 19, 2015, 07:43:48 pm »
((All right, I'll bite: I have to wish that crazyabe is their new chair, right?

Quote from: TheBiggerFish on December 19, 2015, 07:34:54 pm
Granted but I got the wording wrong.
I wish that the person after me has to wish that crazyabe is their new chair.
Very well, I wish that crazyabe is their new chair (pointing at everyone else on this page, including crazyabe himself).)) NINJA'd

Crazyabe is now your petrol lamp. It is rusty and without a wick.

I wish for a quote pyramid.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2015, 07:46:30 pm by Maegil »
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...
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