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[thedrelle]

Granted, but you should know better. You start vomiting Pony Plushies everywhere.

I wish I could find more motivation to do creative things.

[vkiNm]

Granted. You've got the motivation to do creative things.

And they sucked because you don't have the skills for it.


I wish for World War 3.

[heydude6]

Granted. It's the war against video-games this time.

I wish I was the best forum game Gm ever!

[Twinwolf]

Granted. It's the war against video-games this time.

I wish I was the best forum game Gm ever!

Granted. After a month, you end a game due to extenuating circumstances. The next morning, there's a mob outside your house.

I wish I could come up with a decent rules system for a forum game.

[heydude6]

Granted. You come up with an wonderful rules system. After having moderate success on the forums, you then decide to publish it and begin selling your brand new tabletop game. After enjoying a week of success you suddenly hear a knock on your door.

Apparently, Wizards of the coast is suing you for making an exact carbon copy of DnD and selling it as your own.


I wish someone would tell me what qualities a person must have in order to make a good forum game GM.

[TheBiggerFish]

((Actually, if he hasn't read the DMG, he can't be sued for independently coming up with it, is my understanding of the law.  </drivebypseudolawyering>))
Granted, but you have to find them first.

I wish for recursion.

[heydude6]

((Actually, if he hasn't read the DMG, he can't be sued for independently coming up with it, is my understanding of the law.  </drivebypseudolawyering>))

I find that a bit hard to believe. I've heard plenty of stories of people sued for this thing. It's a bit different since it's usually with names, but the principle is the same. Also notice how I said carbon copy. Even the box art would be the same.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The above conversation continues indefinitely in an alternate timeline we don't have to watch.

I wish for $1500 so I can has insulation.

[crazyabe]

Granted, you now have 1500$ [INSERT POOR AFRICAN PLACE HERE] worth of insolation in your house, its not enough.
 
I wish I had 100 young slave girls serveing my every need.

[TheBiggerFish]

You're immediately arrested.

I wish I had a perfect memory.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It is, in fact, so perfect that the government kidnaps you to see precisely what makes it so perfect.
You are never heard from again.


I wish for bad AMVs.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
...
What, you thought I could make this worse?

I wish people would stop thinking it's pronounced 'jif'.

[Twinwolf]

Granted. Now it is pronounced 'jif', and you're the one who's wrong about it, and you are also now physically incapable of pronouncing it correctly.

I wish that !@$ was a number.

[thedrelle]

Granted. All the physical laws of the universe now break. everyone is immediately crushed, flung into space, frozen, and on fire at the same time. the sun explodes, water turns to acid, and lobsters turn bright pink.

I wish for a sandwich.

[crazyabe]

Granted, your sandwich is made out of: whole bread, your liver, your spleen, your left lung, lettuces, mustard, and mayo, Also the heavy wants your Sandvich.


I wish for my own privet universe, That only objects and creatures with invites could enter.