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[TheBiggerFish]

Wrong.
"This wish" referred to the current wish.

But granted!
You are now Larry.

[crazyabe]

Granted, You don't exist!


I wish For the strength of a thousand trolls!

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.
You now have a thousand trolls.  And their strength.
I wish for an un-corruptable wish.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You die after getting it.

I wish I had a corruptible wish.

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.
I wish that I could cast the D&D wish spell.

[thedrelle]

Granted You now can grant 2-5 wishes in order that other people make.

I wish I could forget specific memories at will.

[Chromatic Wasp]

Granted! But now you're not sure why you made the wish in the first place, which is going to bug you forever.

I wish I could bring my beloved pet goldfish, Fido, back from the grave.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, you are handed a shovel.

I wish for night.

[thedrelle]

Granted, You immediately fall asleep and remain that way forever

I wish daylight savings time wasn't a thing

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted. Millions of dollars in lost productivity ensue.

I wish for a Princess Luna plushie.

[thedrelle]

Granted.

You are rushed to the hospital, but die on the way. your autopsy reveals a small stuffed animal lodged in your windpipe. It is unclear how it ever could have arrived there.

also, aren't you supposed to be asleep?

I wish I had better timekeeping skills

[crazyabe]

Granted, Your name is now Quasimodo, and you live in Notre dame ringing the bell forever more...


I wish I had a 1000 working pokeballs that effected humans

[heydude6]

Granted, unfortunately humans are very resistant to being caught meaning that they quickly break out.

I wish I had 1000 working masterballs that affected humans.

[crazyabe]

Granted, You are trapped in one by a rapist while your back is turned, and now you and yours belong to HIM.


I wish for The greatest computer that will ever be made!

[Eric Blank]

Granted. It is the bestest evar. The government finds out and takes it from you. You never receive compensation because "fair market value on something that doesn't or shouldnt exist on the market is nothing whatsoever" aka "fuck you were the boss we don't have to do anything we promised and since we decide what fair market value is we can make up whatever the fuck we want."

I wish that damn horse would stop eating so much and die so we can spend the money on insulation.