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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21780 on: October 15, 2015, 05:29:55 pm »

Granted, You aren't on the other hand...


I wish for a mini fridge
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21781 on: October 15, 2015, 05:36:50 pm »

Granted. But I left you a present in the mini fridge.


I wish the laundry would dry more quickly and completely.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21782 on: October 15, 2015, 05:57:09 pm »

Granted, You wont on the other hand...


I wish for a New computer, that is from the future ten years from now.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21783 on: October 15, 2015, 05:58:15 pm »

Granted. But due to nuclear war in the future, technology has regressed and your computer is hardly more powerful than a calculator.

I wish I could watch all the movies I wanted for free.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21784 on: October 15, 2015, 06:00:33 pm »

Granted, But all the movies you watch must be bad Pornographic movies.


Nazi grammer wish Want I.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21785 on: October 15, 2015, 06:54:06 pm »

Granted. Nazi grammar camp you get. 

I wish for my dogs to be able to talk. 
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21786 on: October 15, 2015, 06:56:18 pm »

Granted, but they only insult you, your family, and your friends and yell at prostitutes to "Join them".


I wish For Mjölnir
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21787 on: October 15, 2015, 07:00:52 pm »

Thor comes with it.  He is not pleased. 

I wish for super powers. 
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21788 on: October 15, 2015, 07:02:39 pm »

Granted. Have fun trying to run Russia and China when you don't even speak the language. Really, they will fall apart before you are able to do anything with them...

I wish that every post after mine in this thread would have horrible, horrible puns in them.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21789 on: October 15, 2015, 07:04:22 pm »


Granted, You will be "Pun-ished" for that.


I wish I had a heart, Preferably from a virgin.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21790 on: October 15, 2015, 07:05:44 pm »

Granted. It is inside your chest, beating right now.

I wish that nobody could unwish my punwish, and that I would not be thrown in the pungion for that.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21791 on: October 15, 2015, 07:07:15 pm »

Granted, they cant Unwish that witch was never wished


I wish for a gun
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21792 on: October 16, 2015, 12:21:22 am »

Granted. The gun is an old russian model, made under Stalin's reign. And, as everyone knows, in Soviet Russia: Gun shoots YOU!

I wish for the ability to move myself upwards and downwards at will.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21793 on: October 16, 2015, 01:05:51 am »

Granted. You are balanced atop a pair of stilts that extend/retract on command, but unevenly.

I wish for romantic love.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21794 on: October 16, 2015, 01:10:50 am »

Granted. It is inside your chest, beating right now.
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Granted. You are the subject of the very romantic affections of a mildly psychopathic yandere.

I wish for the romantic affections of a mildly psychopathic yandere.
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