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[Tawa]

Granted. You are now a psychotic serial killer who's convinced that killing everybody but those you've judged to be honest and hardworking will make a beautiful new world, with you as its god.

And to achieve this aim, as you kill your victims, you take a potato chip...

and EAT IT.

I wish for a hammer.

[Megggas]

Granted.

Be careful now.

I wish that my level 100 Charizard was shiny.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It's so shiny, it blinds you for the rest of your life.

I wish for a bag of Doritos and some Mountain Dew.

[Tawa]

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You lose consciousness as you tip your fedora.

I wish that Mountain Dew didn't have the neckbeard association.

[vkiNm]

Granted. Mountain Dew are now associated to the My little Pony™ brand of Hasbro.

I wish my wish wouldn't turn out bad..

[Gwolfski]

Granted. A drone falls out of the sky and lands on an oilrigs gas burner pylon thing, leading to a massive explosion and world-wide pollution. Your wish turned out horrible instead.

I wish cats were not killed in df.

[Megggas]

Granted.  Every new fortress suffers FPS death via catsplosion.

I wish that house flies were less annoying.

[Gwolfski]

Granted. they are now deadly.

I wish windows didnt suck.

[Adragis]

Granted.
Mac sucks instead.


I wish for a window.

[Gwolfski]

Granted.
Mac sucks instead.


I wish for a window.

That wish suits me.

The window opens directly onto the sun.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You are turned into 'nothing'.

I wish people from this thread on this forum remembered to put in wishes for the next 5 years from the very moment I type this post.

[alamoes]

Granted.  After 5 years, the thread ends. 

I wish for a can of soda to appear in my hands. 

[Adragis]

It's a can's worth of uncontained soda. Stickyhands~

I wish for ethanol.

[crazyabe]

Granted, you drown in your bed, after someone fills your building with Ethanol, Your building burns down afterwords.


KJP would come back to update Ye Gods

[Eric Blank]

Granted. He comes back to tell you the universe ceased to exist.

I wish the kittens were potty trained by now.