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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1292472 times)

Dustan Hache

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21750 on: October 05, 2015, 09:50:24 am »

Granted. I provide you with a undead murderer as your friend.

I wish I could resurrect people who don't try to kill other people/themselves with my necromancy.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21751 on: October 05, 2015, 10:25:04 am »

 (That is so worth it)

Granted, you cannot resurrect anyone at all.

I wish that I can do art for commissions.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21752 on: October 05, 2015, 10:39:25 am »

Granted. You actually grow rich as an art commissioner. Sadly, you work for an evil man and through your art a fascist regime is glorified and your art will be known as typically fascist.

I wish for the next person to write backwards all caps lock.
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Megggas

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« Reply #21753 on: October 05, 2015, 03:06:44 pm »

Granted.  backwards all caps lock.

I wish that I could speak Vietnamese.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21754 on: October 05, 2015, 05:05:46 pm »

Granted, your next VALID WISH must be in VIETNAMESE, hope you like the only language you can read, write, and speak.


I wish For The Gum Gum Fruit
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21755 on: October 12, 2015, 01:07:13 pm »

POKE POKE
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21756 on: October 12, 2015, 02:18:15 pm »

Granted. You get a fruit made from gum.

I wish for the fire fruit.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21757 on: October 12, 2015, 03:49:09 pm »

Granted. You get a fruit made from Fire.

I wish for the Evil fruit.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21758 on: October 12, 2015, 04:15:30 pm »

Granted. You get an evil fruit, which promptly tricks someone into killing you and then takes over the world.

I wish for original jokes.
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Kassire

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21759 on: October 12, 2015, 05:44:33 pm »

Granted. However all the original jokes end up being so interesting you listen so intently to them as you unwittingly fall off a cliff into a pit full of unoriginal jokes.

I wish for Philosophy
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Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21760 on: October 12, 2015, 05:48:04 pm »

Granted, a death metal band that goes by the name "Philosophy" starts up.

I wish that homework didn't exist.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21761 on: October 12, 2015, 05:50:50 pm »

Granted, You now have assignments to do daily, and SexEd is taught "By example"


I wish For GOD POWERS
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21762 on: October 12, 2015, 07:09:47 pm »

Granted, you get the GOD POWERS of some mobile game. At least you didn't have to pay for the microtransaction.

I wish for microtransactions to die
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21763 on: October 12, 2015, 07:13:52 pm »

Granted, So do you


I wish Creative mode was turned on for me
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alamoes

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21764 on: October 12, 2015, 09:06:02 pm »

granted.  You are stuck forever in minecraft creative mode. 

I wish for a bag of potato chips. 
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