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[crazyabe]

Granted, the first few weeks are some basic "vanilla" stuff, before things begin to take a turn for the worse. It started off with some strange stuff like BDSM but then it went to some of the weirder fetishes. Then you were exposed to rule 34 and then you were shown some stuff that's "illegal". Just when you think things couldn't get any worse, for your final exam you are shown "lovecraftian"

After passing the course, you gouge out your eyes, slice off your genitals and swear a vow of celibacy.

I wish I didn't write this.

(NEVER AGAIN!!!)

Granted you wished for it and I Had to write in EXTREME Detail Several pages worth in fact


I wish I could "Make it rain"

[Arcvasti]

Granted. You can make it rain two-dimensional ""s from the sky.

I wish that I had a text replacement app thing that worked on speech in real-time.

[Urist McCoder]

It works so well that it start replacing what you said with what it says because it is sentient
I wish that any AI I came up with did not go evil with in 10 minutes

[flabort]

Granted. AS you design always start off evil and need to be taught  good instead... a long arduous process indeed.

I wish I had always exactly enough money in my pocket to buy anything I want to buy in the next few hours, like in therror joke abought the guy whon always buys a beer for hi,self and another for his ostrich then always has prefect change.

[Icefire2314]

Granted. AS you design always start off evil and need to be taught  good instead... a long arduous process indeed.

I wish I had always exactly enough money in my pocket to buy anything I want to buy in the next few hours, like in therror joke abought the guy whon always buys a beer for hi,self and another for his ostrich then always has prefect change.

Granted, but after those few hours you are broke and despite all your efforts you cannot come up with money or find a job.
I wish for better math understanding.

[DAPARROT]

granted, but you also understand how 0=1 and you go insane because of it

I wish that people were smarter

[crazyabe]

Granted there heads pop from intilect overload
 
I wish more awsome M rated games let you be Evil

[heydude6]

Granted. Now they are so horrible that anyone who does anything remotely bad is automatically put on a government watchlist.

I wish Kojima and Konami didn't break up.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Granted.  Kojima is forced to work only on Konami pachinco machines.

I wish there existed an anime where the Slenderman had either the role of the main protagonist or the main antagonist.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Its a harem anime where everyone dies horribly, focusing on the horrors of their deaths. Its also terribly written and drawn, by me.

I wish for more internet data to use

[crazyabe]

Granted, all of it belongs to hard core porn sites tho


I wish school was not necessary to get a job

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, it's not necessary but immensely helpful. The streets are littered with the jobless who thought they could get away without schooling.

I wish for pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows.

[heydude6]

Granted. Because rainbows are merely light, they fall through and land on things like your car, your window, and your mom (I'm sorry that last one was horrible, but I find it hilarious) crushing them and destroying them all.

I wish people weren't mad at my "Your Mom" joke.

[crazyabe]

granted, they are mad at you because a fluffy unicorn fell on there car


I wish I had GOD MODE activated on me

[Eric Blank]

Granted. While indestructible, you can't really do anything else superhuman. After pissing some people off, you get encased into a cement block with steel reinforcement and thrown into a really deep hole and buried, where you remain indefinitely because nobody mentioned where they buried you.

I wish for many mini magic monkeys with which to merrily make madness.