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[maxthethrax]

But that night you cannot sleep because the neighbors are having a party.

I wish I can write a book.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

You do write a book, it isn't particularly good, though.

I wish for a handphone.

[crazyabe]

Ok you hand falls off and turns into a 10 TON phone


I wish i had a time machine/teleporter combo that fit in my pocket

[Twinwolf]

Granted, but it could only be used on things as small as it. Hope a hand being teleported is satisfactory.

I wish I could start a non-RP forum game that didn't die in a couple weeks.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Granted. It never ends and derails so hard a train hits your house.

I wish that I had some FEKKING CASHFLOW.

[DAPARROT]

Granted, there is now a river of pennies running through your house

I wish for a better hat

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. The difference is so small that it makes no difference for you however.

I wish for my own personal robot army.

[Twinwolf]

Granted. They are the size of a molecule. You crush millions of them with every step and they are in no way effective. And they hate your guts.

I wish I had a computer that always had the best hardware commercially available and was very good for playing games.

[NJW2000]

Granted. The UN requisition it to for use against the martian invasion force.

I wish I could watch youtube faster.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Granted, you may now watch YouTube so fast that your eyes burn out of your sockets.
I wish I could be deadpool.

[Twinwolf]

Granted. You become completely delusional and think you're in a comic book. When you discover you are right, you try to commit suicide in despair, but you regenerate. Forever.

I wish I was richer than the richest person currently alive.

[heydude6]

Granted. You are now trapped as the main protagonist in a crappy video game. You also have no free will for you are the slave of players.

ninjaed

Granted. The money poofs out of thin air therefore causing hyperinflation. Now everyone's poor!

I wish I was good at cheering people up.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. The worst economic crisis to ever happen hit the world, and now everyone is massively poor. You have a few more pennies than them, luckily for you.

Edit: Ninjaed too.

Granted, you become so good at it that you are now constantly harassed by people who need your cheering.

I wish the future would come faster.

[crazyabe]

granted now there is ONE hour in a day


I wish i had a G.L.A.I.G.Os
(Greatest, & Latest, Automatic, Inteligent, Gamers, Operating system)

[Dunamisdeos]

granted now there is ONE hour in a day


I wish i had a G.L.A.I.G.Os
(Greatest, & Latest, Automatic, Inteligent, Gamers, Operating system)

Granted, your human brain remains functional.

I wish I was in Dixie.