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[Tawa]

Granted, but the reference is now to an obscure poorly-made phrasebook for Portugese people travelling to London in the 1800s.

I wish I could summon genuine, non-machine-made Engrish whenever I wanted.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted, but the reference is now to an obscure poorly-made phrasebook for Portugese people travelling to London in the 1800s.

I wish I could summon genuine, non-machine-made Engrish whenever I wanted.

Granted. You can write in Engrish whenever you wish, but you can only speak Engrish from now on.

I wish to explore the multiverse.

[Tawa]

Sure, it's big as your head will explode.

I would want to be able to speak normal English again.

[NJW2000]

Granted. You shall now speak in an normal English accent for the rest of your days.

I wish that I could hurry up and become the mountainhome already.

[hops]

Granted. 200 dwarves are inside you.

I wish for a calculator that can divide by zero.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Granted. It divides you. In half.

I wish for a booty like WOOOOW

[hops]

Granted.

I wish to have an army of golems.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. They're the size of an ant and hostile to you.

I wish for all dah magics.

[hops]

Granted, you learn the art of Dahmancy, which involve getting rolled over by a sticky ball.

I wish for all dah science.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It's the science of steamrolling a person, and used on you.

I wish for all dah twists.

[jaxy15]

Granted. Your neck is twisted.

I wish for a hammer.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. Your neck is twisted.

I wish for a hammer.

Granted. You get a hammer. In your frontal lobe.

I wish my brain could handle the multiverse without exploding.

[heydude6]

granted. You never get to travel there though.

I wish for aliens

[KingofstarrySkies]

Granted. EXTERMINATE.

I wish for Cybermen.

[Tawa]

REQUEST NOT GRANTED, WISHER EXTERMINATED

I wish I knew if that was accurate or not.