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[jaxy15]

Granted. They never really existed to begin with.

I wish for a hyper bowl.

[NJW2000]

Granted. But there's been so much hyperbole about it you're disappointed.

I wish there was a "I just made a bad pun and enjoyed it" emoticon.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but now it has been overused and twisted into something much different, like pedobear.

I wish there were more Bay12ers in my general area.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted, but now it has been overused and twisted into something much different, like pedobear.

I wish there were more Bay12ers in my general area.

Granted, everyone in your general area join bay12, however they have no idea of what dwarf fortress is and keep complaining about the graphics all over the forum.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but they're from a malevolent genie, or just one who takes things literally.

I wish that all will know the wonder of the dark and jeweled sky.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted, but they're from a malevolent genie, or just one who takes things literally.

I wish that all will know the wonder of the dark and jeweled sky.

Granted, a madman preaches the wonders of the dark and jeweled sky in a busy city and get filmed by thousands and thousands. Eventually everyone get to see videos of this madman and give no importance to this dark and jeweled sky.

I wish for a massive army of robots at my command.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, have fun trying to power them all.

I wish for awesome art skillz.

[nomoetoe]

granted, you gain awesome art skillz however no one recognizes your art as awesome and you get depressed and kill yourself, at this point people start considering your art awesome.

I wish for a guitar that you play like a violin that sounds like a piano.

[heydude6]

Granted. It is unfortunately a very difficult instrument and you never figure out how to play it properly.

I wish I was a master at playing the organ

[Tawa]

Granted, but having your lungs played turns out to be fatal.

I wish for a kickass top hat.

[heydude6]

granted, it repeatedly kicks your ass.

I wish the zeppelin never went out of style.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. Millions die as 95% of these zeppelin catch fire on one flight or another.

I wish to be the greatest GM of all time.

[heydude6]

Granted. You unfortunately keep getting banned from every forum you go to.

I wish that I was the sole owner of a time machine that I knew how to use.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but the time machine requires fuel.

I wish I hadn't accidentally drunk soap water.

[Generally me]

Granted, but it turns out soapy water was the only cure to your disease. You die the next day.

I wish i had a pet Dire wolf who loves and protects me. And who no one would ever steal or kill.