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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1271673 times)

heydude6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21225 on: May 07, 2015, 03:36:29 pm »

Granted. You then lose your ability to speak and internet trolls still don't listen.

I wish I was a tenor.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21226 on: May 07, 2015, 03:37:09 pm »

Granted. It lasts for 1 second.

I wish to be able to have original thoughts again.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21227 on: May 07, 2015, 03:38:40 pm »

GrantedTM, butTM theyTM areTM allTM trademarkedTM immediatelyTM afterwardTM.

I wish for HYPER MAGIIIIIC
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Adragis

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21228 on: May 07, 2015, 03:39:21 pm »

You die of nothing.

I wish I could instantly clear my mind.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21229 on: May 07, 2015, 03:40:14 pm »

You die of nothing.

I wish that Adragis had noted my HYPER NINJUTSUUUUUU.
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Adragis

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21230 on: May 07, 2015, 03:41:14 pm »

I noticed it but only after a year.

I wish I could clear my mind instantly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21231 on: May 07, 2015, 03:42:21 pm »

Granted. You instantly clear all of your mind, causing you to turn brain-dead.

I wish for a knife.
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Adragis

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21232 on: May 07, 2015, 03:43:13 pm »

Here it is. Safe in your ribcage.

I wish Blitz was okay.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21233 on: May 07, 2015, 03:57:09 pm »

Granted, but then your poem starts all over again.

I wish Adragis didn't deny the true meaning of his poems.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21234 on: May 07, 2015, 03:58:11 pm »

Granted. He openly states he wants to stab all the things.

I wish for more space pirates.
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FArgHalfnr

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21235 on: May 07, 2015, 04:16:15 pm »

Granted. He openly states he wants to stab all the things.

I wish for more space pirates.

Granted, they pillage earth and leave a hostile wasteland behind.

I wish for an interesting game to come out.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21236 on: May 07, 2015, 04:29:36 pm »

Granted. EA made it so it's just not complete without all the DLC!

I wish for the love of a significant other.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21237 on: May 07, 2015, 04:53:20 pm »

Granted, but her significance is so great that it eclipses you and you become meaningless to everybody and everything else.

I wish I could speak with my significant other more often.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21238 on: May 07, 2015, 04:55:02 pm »

Granted, you can speak for 1 second more than usual.

I wish I actually knew anything about this social interaction thing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21239 on: May 07, 2015, 05:08:05 pm »

Granted, you can speak for 1 second more than usual.

I wish I actually knew anything about this social interaction thing.

Granted. You now know that you're doing it wrong, but not how to do it right.

I wish that sarcasm was more obvious on the internet.
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