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[heydude6]

Granted, a new battery type is invented, the single A battery. They are very straight and you have 5 of them.

I wish everything was powered by renewable resources

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted, a new battery type is invented, the single A battery. They are very straight and you have 5 of them.

I wish everything was powered by renewable resources

Granted, everything is now powered by oil, which is renewable over the course of millions of years.

I wish for 1000 years worth of scientific progress to happen instantly right now.

[Tawa]

Granted, but your body is used for the experiments.

I wish for a slave army.

[Adragis]

Granted. They're all BlitzDungeoneer clones.

I wish I were happy.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You achieve happiness, but forget to live. Your friends and family are now sad because you died or dehydration.

I wish these damn horses didnt cost so much to maintain.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
since they have wandered into your friend farm and started eating the crops.

I wish that My death is extremely quick

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It's practically a blink an eye relative to how old the universe is.
Which of course means it takes a couple hundred of years.

I wish tA came back.

[Adragis]

She comes back. 75 years later, of course.

I wish for a wish!

[FArgHalfnr]

She comes back. 75 years later, of course.

I wish for a wish!

Granted, your wish is a plague to wipe humanity.

I wish for unlimited power.

[Adragis]

Spoiler: relevant (click to show/hide)

You become Palpatine.

I wish for the Force.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You get force-choked to death.

I wish for a chicken.

[Haveroszaur]

Granted. You get force-choked to death.

I wish for a chicken.

Granted.
It pecks your face off.

I wish to be better at dwarf fortress.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. You get force-choked to death.

I wish for a chicken.

Granted.
It pecks your face off.

I wish to be better at dwarf fortress.

Granted, 75 years of training makes you a professional at the game, but you lost interest in the game in the meantime.

I wish to be a god.

[Quartz_Mace]

Granted, atheists a don't believe in you. Crazy people kill other people in your name. Some people challenge and curse you. You constantly recieve prayers from stupid people about trivial matters. You must judge the fate of every person to ever live using the sum of all of their life choices in those circumstances. The stress drives you insane, leading to divine suicide, which destroys the world as a result.

I wish this was made into a book.

[Tawa]

Granted. Most people hear the premise and assume it's a Bruce Almighty ripoff, and your book fades into obscurity.

I wish I could make effective counter-arguments to anything I wanted.