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[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You weigh so little, a single jump somehow ends I with you in space.
And then dead, for obvious reasons.

I wish for a sword that isn't inside me.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Granted, the sword magically appears over your head, and falls, slicing your head in two.

I wish for more monty python references.

[jaxy15]

Granted. A hovercraft full of eels appears! Inside your torso.

I wish for a frog.

[heydude6]

granted. You transform into a frog

I wish all deciduous trees kept their leaves all year round

[Lenglon]

Granted, not only do they take care of and keep their leaves forever and ever, they hold a grudge against anyone who has picked leaves or burned them or bagged them and thrown them away.
The Plant Apocalypse has begun.
I wish I returned to the earth from space, safe and unharmed.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Granted, you return to earth safely, but specifications say that when you enter the atmosphere, you have returned to earth, and the impact kills you.

I wish i wasn't a smartass.

[Lenglon]

Granted, you return to earth safely, but specifications say that when you enter the atmosphere, you have returned to earth, and the impact kills you.

((Um, how would the impact kill me? My terminal velocity should be negligible. not sure how I got into space either come to think of it, air resistance being what it is.))

Granted, you're now a wiseass.

I wish I made it all the way back to the ground, safe and sound.

[Gooderthangood]

Granted. You shoot down at such high a velocity that you are now inside earth (but are still somehow safe and sound).

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[Insanegame27]

You're wish is granted. Your wish is now corrupt.

I wish i died

[jaxy15]

Granted. You are now dying an extremely slow, extremely painful death.

I wish for spring.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. You are now dying an extremely slow, extremely painful death.

I wish for spring.

Granted. It is now spring forever, which severely disturbs the ecosystem and cause a mass extinction event.

I wish that the laws of nature would be more flexible.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The laws of nature are defined by humans per human perception. Get a pen and paper and start writing.

I wish I didn't inhale all those fire ants last night.

[Insanegame27]

Granted. The laws of nature are defined by humans per human perception. Get a pen and paper and start writing.

I wish I didn't inhale all those fire ants last night.

granted. you inhale bullet ants instead
i wish bias was removed from games

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. The laws of nature are defined by humans per human perception. Get a pen and paper and start writing.

I wish I didn't inhale all those fire ants last night.

Is that really a corruption? It sounds like exactly what I asked

Edit: nevermind, my brain was sleeping apparently. I'll answer the last wish as to not waste this post


Granted, all form of bias are removed, including our capacity to have preferences.
I wish that whoever who will corrupt this wish to have posted this instead of me, and me posting the reply instead of you

[jefam99]

Granted, but I wish that FArgHalfnr dies a horrible and painful death with nobody around to comfort him, forcing you to approve your own death warrant

I wish that FArgHalfnr dies a horrible and painful death with nobody around to comfort him