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Arcvasti

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21000 on: January 20, 2015, 06:40:52 pm »
Granted. Huh, that didn't seem to do anything. Don't wish for things that are already here! Busy enough as it is.

I wish for pine enchiladas.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21001 on: January 20, 2015, 06:47:37 pm »
granted, every pine tree in the world transforms into an enchilada and so Christmas disappears.

I wish I wasn't procrastinating
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21002 on: January 20, 2015, 07:04:04 pm »
Granted! You are armaturecrastination, which is like procrastination but you get even less done!

I wish I could quit abandoning my popular games...
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21003 on: January 20, 2015, 07:05:39 pm »
Granted, they abandon you instead.

I wish for an explanation for that interdimensional portal to hell in my living room.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21004 on: January 20, 2015, 07:09:33 pm »
Granted. You are the first guy to succumb to the events of Cataclysm: DDA.

I wish this thread was posted in more.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21005 on: January 20, 2015, 07:17:01 pm »
Granted. Everyone derails this this game with their posts instead of playing it.

I wish for cats.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21006 on: January 20, 2015, 07:19:08 pm »
Granted, he steals your base.

I wish my grammar was best than it's are now.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21007 on: January 20, 2015, 07:21:30 pm »
Granted, but they are half dog.

It granted! You speak the Engrish for great justice on now! You may be very angry only mangle it, the trashy man forced strolling you.

I wish for a subwoofer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21008 on: January 20, 2015, 07:48:24 pm »
Granted it's secretly a bass cannon and blows up everything around it when used


I wish for relativistic baseball games
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21009 on: January 27, 2015, 11:12:19 pm »
Granted, however you aren't allowed to know anything about baseball.

I wish I was Old Man Henderson....The Hawaiian shirt wearing, cultist killing, and gnome loving henderson.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21010 on: February 02, 2015, 12:23:42 pm »
Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on January 27, 2015, 11:12:19 pm
Granted, however you aren't allowed to know anything about baseball.

I wish I was Old Man Henderson....The Hawaiian shirt wearing, cultist killing, and gnome loving henderson.
granted, you are a cultist, he kills you

I wish for a better computer
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21011 on: February 02, 2015, 12:47:11 pm »
Ungranted for failed fulfillment.

I wish for dorfs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21012 on: February 02, 2015, 01:53:17 pm »
Quote from: ZalkozDestbro on January 27, 2015, 11:12:19 pm
Granted, however you aren't allowed to know anything about baseball.

I wish I was Old Man Henderson....The Hawaiian shirt wearing, cultist killing, and gnome loving henderson.
Granted, but you also become a national celebrity. Normally this would be a good thing, but you're Old Man Henderson.
and you do what you do.
so, about 2 hours later, you're in jail for a list of crimes half a mile long and bleeding from three gunshot wounds... with a single lawn gnome behind the bars with you.
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there are 80% casualties, but the police snipers manage to blow your brains out while you flee the scene.
((no wish, just fixing the lack of fulfilment. next wish is tawarochir's))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21013 on: February 02, 2015, 02:18:21 pm »
Granted. A berserk dorf clad in adamantine armor wielding an adamantine battle axe appears in your room.

I wish for more hands.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21014 on: February 02, 2015, 02:20:40 pm »
you get dworfs. But the new regiem in 4chan thinks your an oldfag and so hunts you down using mass doxing and humiliation.

They still fail though

I WISH I HAD A PENNY

NINJA

YOU ARE NOW GIANT HAND. WITH ENLARGED HAND ATONOMY.

BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE BRAIN. YOU ARE NOW GONE.

I WISH FOR ALL POST NIJAS TO BE DESTROYED
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