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[Gooderthangood]

Granted. You now have to work to earn basic rights.

I wish that thinking of stories was easy.

[Quartz_Mace]

It is now extremely easy. Then only you get Writer's Block.

I wish Writer's Block didn't exist.

[Gooderthangood]

Wish granted. Writer's Sphere now exists.

I wish I didn't come up with such stupid corrupts.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. But now you are a magical wish-granting goldfish. The wishes you grant are corrupted in amusing ways, and unamusingly, real people get hurt as a result. You are also a fish.

I wish i wish I were a fish for then for sure I would be missed ;-;

[94dima94]

Granted. But you were wrong, not everyone misses you;
everyone misses you except for one guy: he has a spear and he is trying to fish you. He doesn't miss.

I wish for a giant hamster ball.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It is airtight, tough as steel and you are trapped inside.

I wish for a bottle of cola.

[Magnumcannon]

Granted, but it's empty.

I wish Werejaguar was a main character in some game.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

I wish to end world hunger.

((Granted, 1/3 of the population is butchered and preserved for the other 2/3 to survive off of))

[Quartz_Mace]

Granted, but it's empty.

I wish Werejaguar was a main character in some game.

Granted. He dies at the end after becoming extremely corrupt and receiving no redemption.

I wish to end poverty.

[Aedel]

Granted. The entire planet is paved over in order to make a home for every single human being on the planet and their eventual descendants.

I wish for corruption of a corrupted wish.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted the wish comes out being the best and worst wish possible both at the same time breaking the laws of physics and sucking the univers into a metavoid


I wish I knew where I was now

[Quartz_Mace]

Granted the wish comes out being the best and worst wish possible both at the same time breaking the laws of physics and sucking the univers into a metavoid


I wish I knew where I was now

Granted. You are in the Russian wilderness with not but a computer and, quite strangely, wifi. A blizzard is coming...

I wish I could come there to save you.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You are now both in the Russian wilderness with not but a computer and, quite strangely, wifi, A blizzard is almost there...

I wish you had a helicopter.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Its the helicopter they crashed into a tree, because neither of them knew how to fly it.

I wish for a laptop battery that charges itself off ambient heat.

[AoshimaMichio]

Granted. You are the battery. And rest of the mankind as well.

I wish to be only human alive.