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[Comrade P.]

Granted. Your girlfriend declares that you look ridiculous and abandons you.

I wish I had more propane to heat things with.

Granted. It is dispersed in air around you, right in proper proportion to detonate from any tiny spark.

I wish I had an orange. A clockwork one.

[Kingbodz]

You get the film, A clockwork orange.

I wish that the steam sale had the game I want for cheap.

[Quartz_Mace]

Granted. Your internet goes out until the sale ends.

I wish my internet never went out.

[poketwo]

GRANTED. YOU CANNOT TURN IT OFF. SOON YOU RAKE UP HUGE ELECTRICITY BILLS AND SUCH. YOU SOON GET TO OWN NOTHING


I WISH I COULD MINIMALIST RTD GM OUR OWN REALITY. AND BE UNKILLABLE IN THAT OF COURSE.

[timferius]

GRANTED. YOU CANNOT TURN IT OFF. SOON YOU RAKE UP HUGE ELECTRICITY BILLS AND SUCH. YOU SOON GET TO OWN NOTHING


I WISH I COULD MINIMALIST RTD GM OUR OWN REALITY. AND BE UNKILLABLE IN THAT OF COURSE.

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Umm, just an aside, my internet is on 24/7 in my house. It has a very minimal effect on power usuage (modems aren't exactly high demand pieces of electronics). In fact, I've had periods of time where I left my computer on 24/7 (like going away and forgetting to turn it off) and never had anything near a HUGE power bill...

Granted, however your blatant use of capslock means that everyone is yelling at you constantly, and vice versa. You quickly go deaf.

I wish  toxic game communities (like in Dota, LOL, WOT, other acronyms), would just calm down and remember they're playing a video game, for fun.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted now all other game communities are toxic


I wish dwarf fortress adventure mode was an MMORPG

[jaxy15]

Granted. You are unable to do anything, as you are instantly killed by other players within minutes of you spawning.

I wish for a bag of money.

[heydude6]

granted, it's a bag of Canadian pennies. Have you heard of the penny ban yet?

I wish the gms of my forum games updated more often.

[DragonDePlatino]

GRANTED, BUT ALL FUTURE FORUM GAMES POSTS WILL BE MADE NOW WITH ENGRISH VERY MUCH.

I wish I had a clone so I could work twice as fast on things.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Branded your clone is mentally and physically disabled and you have to take care of it to keep it alive

I wish people would stop trying to clone people, it's a terrible mess

[Not_A_Real_Person]

Granted, but they start cloning pigs instead and the world gets even messier 

I wish that wishing actually worked.

[Pencil_Art]

Corrupted wishes work.

I wish that people would stop summoning illusions of naked midgets.

[flabort]

Granted. They're not summoning illusions, and those aren't midgets. Those are real giants.

I wish for nothing to be naked again.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted human reproduction and bathing/changing clothes never happens and earth does off slowly as clothes animals are unable to reproduce either.


I wish cocain never existed

[Eric Blank]

Granted. There are other highly addictive, mind-altering drugs to murder thousands of people over, so gangsters sell those instead.

I wish for the ability to control the minds and bodies of individuals of other species completely and utterly, so that I can force annoying animals, like squirrels, to shut the fuck up, among other things.