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[Stirk]

Granted. You have perfect lucidity, but are unable to do anything in your dreams. You just know you are dreaming. Really, all it does is take the fun out of them.

I wish to be able to make better similes and metaphors then nomeotoe.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, it will get its remake, but everyone in the movie speaks latin and there are rainbows everywhere. c:

(It's a game)

Granted. You have perfect lucidity, but are unable to do anything in your dreams. You just know you are dreaming. Really, all it does is take the fun out of them.

I wish to be able to make better similes and metaphors then nomeotoe.

Granted, but you have to do them cinematically.

I wish for a rocket ship.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. Its a ship made out of rockets. It doesn't float very well and devastates the local marine ecosystem by exploding when it reaches the bottom of the ocean.

I wish for the ability to understand what people are saying, no matter how drunk they are or how bad their accent is.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You now recognize that the words they are spewing are complete nonsense. Nothing was gained.

I wish for my own artillery battery.

[Tawa]

Granted. You shoot somebody with a ballistic missile and are charged with battery on top of murder.

I wish for a beneficially magic sword that plays a significant part in a work of fiction, such as Excalibur, the Master Sword, Anduril, or Ragnell.

[Stirk]

Granted. It is Excalibur. From SoulEater.

I wish for two artillery batteries, just to one up Eric.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, it will get its remake, but everyone in the movie speaks latin and there are rainbows everywhere. c:

(It's a game)

(It's remade as a movie. )

Granted. It is Excalibur. From SoulEater.

I wish for two artillery batteries, just to one up Eric.

Granted, you have two artillery batteries, that are made from salt. c:

I wish for the ability to invoke....DANCING MANIA!

[Prophet]

Granted. This leads to vampire cat maids killing you with guns.

I wish for the power to not suck at playing Dwarf Fortress!

[Lyeos]

Granted, you lose both your hands and your eyes, meaning you play the game fairly well, all things considered.

I wish for a box.

[WillowLuman]

I wish for an end to illness.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, instead of illness people get lacerations of random number and severity. whether or not this is an improvement is unknown.

I wish for a chariot pulled by motorcycles!

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The motorcycle drivers demand full life insurance and six figure paychecks.

I wish I could just get comfy enough to sleep...

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, but its the long dirt nap.

I WISH FOR A FRAKING ENCHILADA

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's made of koalas. Even the cheese.

I wish to be able to play any piece by ear.

[blazing glory]

Granted, you can play pieces of your ear with your other ear.

I wish I knew where Humaan went off to.