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[Eric Blank]

Granted. In order to create the perfect gloves, we must first remove the skin from your hands, preserve it, and then use it to fashion warm, comfy, perfectly form-fitting gloves. Don't worry about the lack of skin: you'll have the gloves!

I wish for free, high-speed internet service and electricity.

[Tawa]

Granted. However, you must work in an 1800s-era sweatshop and subsist on week-old water and dry bread in exchange.

I wish my 3DS's battery had a lifespan longer than my own so that I don't have to worry about plugging it in.

[Stirk]

Granted. However, instead of increasing its lifespan we simply shorten your own to be less than that of the battery.

I wish for enough money to purchase a cool custom gun.

[nomoetoe]

Granted. However, instead of increasing its lifespan we simply shorten your own to be less than that of the battery.

I wish for enough money to purchase a cool custom gun.

Granted, you have the money. to buy a cool custom nerf gun.

I wish for sexy red goblins.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Your sexy red goblins are far too bored with you and leave.

I wish for great justice!

[Tawa]

Granted, but somebody set you up the bomb. All your base are belong to me, you have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...

I wish to prevent Eric Blank from moving to 'ZIG' for great justice so he can't kill me.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. I move to New Zigland instead. Soon...

I wish for better games.

[Tawa]

Granted. The better games are Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal and Zero Wing, which are comparatively better than Ninjabread Man.

I wish that the next person would respond to this wish with a Princess Bride reference.

[Aseaheru]

Its inconceivable that you should wish things like that.

I wish that I dident still have pain in my mouth where a dentist had to inject novacane two days ago. I also wish I hadn't felt that drug for about 16 hours after it was injected.

[Tawa]

Granted. You had heroin instead, and are now addicted.
You fool! You're supposed to say "As you wish"!
I wish for items I can use to one-up other forumites, like steel potatoes and lemon sorcerers.

[nomoetoe]

Granted. You had heroin instead, and are now addicted.
You fool! You're supposed to say "As you wish"!
I wish for items I can use to one-up other forumites, like steel potatoes and lemon sorcerers.

Granted, you also get a FABULOUSLY FABULOUS RAINBOWERRIFIC MAGICALY-MAGIC WIZARORCEITCHALOCKIAN! (I'm almost sorry.)

I wish for a FABULOUS staff. (Don't panic I have no intention of repeating the 10 page disaster )

[jefam99]

Granted, you receive a child-sized, plastic walking stick made in China by FABULOUS Inc.

I wish my interview later today goes very well.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you receive a child-sized, plastic walking stick made in China by FABULOUS Inc.

I wish my interview later today goes very well.

Granted.
Granted, it goes so well that you are overqualified.

I wish my life wasn't as mediocre as it currently is.

[~Neri]

Granted. It's now just as mediocre but there are foxes everywhere that only you can see.

I wish for foxes~

[Aseaheru]

You get Fox Mulder. For three seconds. Then the aliens get him.

I wish that I had more cans of SPAM.