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[nomoetoe]

Granted, its lukewarm, and acidic, and poisonous, and explosive and radioactive.

I wish for love the size of brontosaurus,

[Eric Blank]

Granted. There is no such thing as a brontosaurus; to compensate, I bestow upon you love the size of a pair of apatosaurus'. Congratulations; you're the first human being to ever be crushed to death between a pair of dinosaurs in the act of copulating. But only because ostriches aren't quite big enough.

I wish for true love the size of a titanosaurus.

[Andres]

Granted. Congratulations, Bella Swan.

I wish for a ripened squid.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted your medicine is now kicking in and everything feels smiley but the squid feels crunchy



I wish for backwards senses, ie seeing opposite colors, opposite smells, feeling pain when comfy, opposite tastes, etc

[KingofstarrySkies]

Granted. Your brain explodes.

I wish for the question of life.

[nomoetoe]

Granted. Your brain explodes.

I wish for the question of life.

Granted, but your frontal lobe is lost moments after gaining this knowledge.

I wish for passion like a bleeding walrus.

[Stirk]

Granted. As it turns out, bleeding walrusi are not actually very passionate at all. What with the "Going unconscious from bleeding out" and all, kind of puts a damper on strong emotions.

I wish that the world would be flooded by good moe shows filled to the brim with firearms.

[Eric Blank]

Granted, there are so many guns you can't see any of the cast.

I wish for really interesting guns.

[4maskwolf]

Granted, they are also entirely useless and most of them are extremely dangerous to get within line of sight of.

I wish that I could sleep in tomorrow.

[Andres]

Granted, but unfortunately, the only good moe show is a dead moe show.
Granted. The new guns lead to an extremely high spike in crime and your entire neighbourhood is shot dead.
Granted. It was free drugs and sex day at work and you slept through all of it.

I wish for limp appendages.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. How will you type now!?

I wish for less muscle aches and a comfier bed.

[4maskwolf]

Granted. It was free drugs and sex day at work and you slept through all of it.

(I don't work and don't care about those things, so... good job?)

Anyway, just kabitzing, next person use Eric Blank's wish.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, there are so many guns you can't see any of the cast.

I wish for really interesting guns.

Granted, It's so comfy that you are lulled into an eternal sleep.

I wish for everyone to know that our love is real its no mirage.

[Stirk]

Granted, there are so many guns you can't see any of the cast.

(Wait, what is the problem with that?)

Granted. Your arms and legs get torn off in an accident, unable to ach, and you live the rest of your short life in a rather comfortable hospital bed.

Granted. Unfortunately, that makes her/his husband/wife jealous, and you end up in a gun fight with him/her. You win, but are taken to prison, where you meet a new love.

I wish for a show that has so man guns that you can't see any of the cast.

[Andres]

Granted. It desensitises millions of children, teenagers, and adults to guns, violence, and gun violence. The resulting shootings cause all world governments to ban guns.

I wish to scratch the rash that's on my ass.