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[~Neri]

Granted, they now are centered on a combination of Foxes and Kevak,

Hope you like Kitsune~

I wish for foxes~

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The foxes are impaled on the spiky bits of my giant pangolins.

I wish for a good recipe for the preparation of fox meat.

[Tawa]

Granted. It tastes terrible.

I wish for a spell that specifically blows up in the face of the wish-granter if the wish granter says something about foxes.

[~Neri]

Granted. You get a vulpine.

It explodes in your face.

I wish for Kitsune~

[Tawa]

Granted, but it eats you for not realizing that foxes are vulpines.

I wish I could have an amazing battle between my Delphox and Kevak.

[Andres]

Granted. The battle is as destructive to the time-space/metaphysical continuum and all fox-related things and thoughts die forever. On another note: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

I wish to lock someone in my garage.

[~Neri]

You lock a Kitsube in your garage.

It's hungry.

Hope you have fresh liver.

It might take yours.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. It eats kevaks liver.

I wish kitsunes riding giant foxes made better cavalry.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. But not as good as machine-gun bear cavalry.

I wish all vulpines were replaced with vespula.

[~Neri]

Granted. As I have no idea what that is, there is now an infestation of fox kits.

I wish for foxes!

[Tawa]

No.

I wish I wasn't struck by a sudden urge to leave the thread as a result of a fox-wish explosion.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. As I have no idea what that is, there is now an infestation of fox kits.

(Oh come on, you could have at least googled it!)

Granted, you are struck with the solemn duty to drown them out with other wishes

I wish everything was bees.

[Tawa]

Granted.
Guy made of bees
Guy made of bees
Guy made of bees
Guy made of bees
Guy made of bees
We are bees. We hate you.

* HugoLuman has been killed by bees.

I wish for a 3DS with a battery that never runs out.

[Andres]

Granted. You get a massive electricity bill for leaving it plugged in for so long, and you can't unplug it.

I wish for a trusty steed.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You get a frail, old, dying horse.

I wish to have glass shards stuck in my face.