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Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20310 on: October 23, 2014, 11:11:14 pm »
Granted. The only way to accomplish this is to murder everybody that has ever used it and erase all vestiges of its existence, which includes a lot of people and a lot of nice things. You are literally worse than Hitler. The metric system is shunned as well for association with your actions.

I wish this fucking dog would stop eating horse shit all day like its candy and then farting all night.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20311 on: October 23, 2014, 11:14:02 pm »
Granted. Now it eats during the night and farts all day. Happy?

I wish for this wish to be cleverly corrupted in a way that harms nothing in any way.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20312 on: October 23, 2014, 11:17:05 pm »
Quote from: Stirk on October 23, 2014, 11:14:02 pm
Granted. Now it eats during the night and farts all day. Happy?

I wish for this wish to be cleverly corrupted in a way that harms nothing in any way.

Granted.  Your wish is cleverly corrupted, as per the request in your stated wish, and nothing is harmed in any way.  However, the corruption itself is so paradoxical, that the universe implodes.

I wish this not to happen to our universe.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20313 on: October 23, 2014, 11:20:29 pm »
Granted. It happens to our other universe. Don't ask.

I wish for smarter pets.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20314 on: October 23, 2014, 11:22:09 pm »
Granted. You are arrested for making humans into a pets, you sick monster.

I wish for our other universe back.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20315 on: October 24, 2014, 04:26:07 pm »
Granted, our other universe rushes back into existence, however the speed at which space returns is to much for the human body to handle, thus everyone returns dead, with their bodies deformed into liquid sludge.

I wish I had a job.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20316 on: October 24, 2014, 04:29:07 pm »
You had one job to do, but you failed it.

I wish to forestall the impending withdrawal that will come when the avatar franchise ends.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20317 on: October 24, 2014, 05:28:42 pm »
Granted. The avatar franchise never ends. Ever. No one stops watching it until they die of thirst. The entire fanbase is wiped out.

I wish for lack of sicknesses.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20318 on: October 24, 2014, 05:35:45 pm »
Granted. Instead you get lots of diseases.

I wish that Kevak was god.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20319 on: October 24, 2014, 05:57:58 pm »
Granted. OH SWEET KEVAK, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

I wish for my very own boulder harem.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20320 on: October 24, 2014, 06:00:21 pm »
Granted, your poor bum will never be the same..

I wish for a potato.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20321 on: October 24, 2014, 06:03:07 pm »
Granted. Your potato is then stolen by a potato thief.

I wish for Kitteh gods.

((Thank you Arcvasti thank you so much. *Prophet weeps in joy*))
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20322 on: October 24, 2014, 06:06:17 pm »
Granted all cats are gods.

What have you done?

I wish for a particularly peculiar cucumber.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20323 on: October 24, 2014, 06:27:37 pm »
Granted. It's so peculiar you cut yourself off from your family and friends and lose your job and get thrown out of your apartment, all because you were too busy contemplating that cucumber.

I wish I had more games for my recently-acquired Wii.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20324 on: October 24, 2014, 06:32:56 pm »
((I dun have a job~ Dun need/want one~))
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