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[Tawa]

Granted. Enjoy having a clone of yourself.

I wish for some corporeal steel equipment. (i.e. solid metal gear )

[Eric Blank]

Granted. It is heavy and the equipment has no known function.

I wish for gold. lots of gold.

[~Neri]

Granted. Enjoy having a clone of yourself.

I wish for some corporeal steel equipment. (i.e. solid metal gear )

Silly Tawarochir~ That's not a corruption~ We'd have waaaaaaay too much fun~

Granted. It is heavy and the equipment has no known function.

I wish for gold. lots of gold.

Granted, everything you touch turns to gold, including your food and water.

I wish for kittehs~

[Andres]

Granted. Midas-touched.

I wish for adventure!

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You are having an adventure with kevak, riding across the plains on your mighty kittie mounts. Kevak's cat eats you.

i wish for delicious chicken sandwiches.

[Tawa]

Granted. You sell your soul to a demon. You, your (possibly hypothetical) cat, and all of your house's furniture are turned into gold. Unfortunately, no teenage boy with a magic sword who can turn into a wolf ever reclaims your soul from the ghosts that have its pieces, and you live until the sun goes red giant and melts the gold that makes your body.

Granted. Some old wizard and a bunch of bearded midgets drag you against your will to a mountain, where a dragon burns you into Andres bacon while you try to take the Lost Ark.^_enstone

Granted. Eating the chicken sandwich prompts a bunch of chickens to storm your house and peck you (and some random kid with silly green clothes and a slab of wood for a shield) to death.

I wish for a dagger that is also a key, so I can look like I'm unlocking a door and suddenly disembowel somebody.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Your key-dagger gets lodged in their guts and you can't get it back out.

I wish for exemption from punishment for any crimes.

[Lyeos]

I wish that my next forum game goes better then my first try.

Methinks actually making updates would accomplish that goal. 


Granted, but it still looks like a dagger because you got a very exotic lock. Nobody is fooled by your shenanigans.

Granted. This applies to everyone; In fact, someone uses this freedom to murder you in your sleep on Christmas.

I wish for Castlevania II.

[Prophet]

Granted. You die from heart explosion caused by your excitement.

I wish that Kevak was everywhere.

((Hi Lyeos!))

[Andres]

Granted. Shrodinger's Kevak. He is everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

I wish for anti-ninja thread system.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. It glitches and nobody can post because it assumes everyone is a ninja.

I wish for an instantly lethal pie to be fed to me.

[Andres]

Granted. It kills your pet dog instead of you.

I wish El'laborator's dog had a better master that actually loved it and didn't kill it by feeding themselves instantly lethal pie.

[scriberman]

Granted. It kills your pet dog instead of you.

I wish El'laborator's dog had a better master that actually loved it and didn't kill it by feeding themselves instantly lethal pie.

Granted.  Andres now owns a dead dog.  I wish to be granted, without corruption, a second wish.

[scriberman]

Granted. It kills your pet dog instead of you.

I wish El'laborator's dog had a better master that actually loved it and didn't kill it by feeding themselves instantly lethal pie.

Granted.  Andres now owns a dead dog.  I wish to be granted, without corruption, a second wish.

Granted.  You wasted a wish!  I wish to laugh, healthily.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. You really can't stop laughing. Someone finds this annoying and shanks you.

I wish for the imperial system to die a painful death.