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[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted they are raw potatoes sliced into poker chips


I wish for a bath tub

[jaxy15]

Granted. It would be too predictable for a bathtub to fall on you, so you fall from 5 kilometers in the sky. Down onto a bathtub.

I wish for a cryostasis machine that I could sleep in to make time move faster.

[AoshimaMichio]

Granted. It malfunctions and you sleep until expanding sun melts its internal generator.

I wish for Ragnarok to start.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, the map finally loads.

I wish for heightened common sense.

[Tawa]

Granted. You use the point buy system to bring your Wisdom, which includes common sense, up to a huge number. You lose your CON score and die.

I wish to see what the world would be like if the ballpoint pen had never been invented.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, we write with chisels. Goddamnit exams are hard.

I wish I could type.

[SuicideRey]

Granted, you can now type... But only with your legs! Oh and, your legs get run over in a tragic accident by a road roller.

I wish that I had a underground garden full of growing plump helmets and a dwarf farmer to help me with taking care of it.

[Parsely]

Everything turns out to be butts.

I wish my wish would be corrupted.

[Stirk]

Granted.

I wish that I could corrupt the above users wish.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you die in the flames with him.

I wish I knew why these kind of threads stop for awhile and as soon as I leave they get posts.

[Tawa]

Granted. The answer makes you cry. You die of dehydration.

I wish that whoever corrupts this realized I wished.

[Lyeos]

Granted. The answer makes you cry. You die of dehydration.

I wish that whoever corrupts this realized I wished.

Granted, but you die anyways because I said so.

I wish for a nice hat.

[Tawa]

Granted. It's the one from your original avatar. It doesn't fit you.



I wish my quarterstaff wasn't all bent.

[Stirk]

Granted. Now it is only half-bent.

I wish for Enough Daka.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, but this created a black hole because there is never enuff daka

I wish for ninjedits