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[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you also have to fight an infinite number of Tex

I wish for victory. VICTORY!

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you become the dog Churchill, selling insurance.

I wish for a minigun hidden in my coat

[flabort]

Granted. It's hidden in your coat because it's surgically implanted in your chest facing down, and in order to fire, you have to lie down and then the bullets have to pass through your genitals. Or barely miss them, most of the time.

((Nice one, Hugo. I didn't think of that possibility - a genuinely terrifying corruption))

I wish that I could beat the infinite Tex that Hugo gave me.

[flame99]

Granted. A necromancer walks by and ressurects the now-dead infinite Tex, causing you to have infinite zombie Tex, which is not subject to your ability to beat infinite Tex.

I wish that I could write programs that don't break.

[RAM]

I wish that I could beat the infinite Tex that Hugo gave me.

You beat them in a staring contest, it takes 16 years...

I wish that I could write programs that don't break.

Your programs are completely immune to all damage, including edits or loss of prominence by being included in another program, and therefore must be completed, in their entirety, in a single sitting.

I wish for a remote sense of taste that does not require ingestion.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, it picks up on everything within a 15 foot radius simultaneously, including the contents of your own body.

I wish for a finglonger.

[hops]

Granted. It's one light-year long and you get tangled with space objects and flung into the endless void.

I wish for a banana.

[tuypo1]

granted you slip on the peel

i wish i always remembered to make a wish of my own

[BadLemonsXI]

Granted. . . .We (just me) all get mind durped trying to Corrupt this and are never seen again

I wish for the un-mind durpifiing'enss.

[tuypo1]

Granted. . . .We (just me) all get mind durped trying to Corrupt this and are never seen again

I wish for the un-mind durpifiing'enss.

nope dosent count i successfully won corrupt a wish

[Lyeos]

Granted. . . .We (just me) all get mind durped trying to Corrupt this and are never seen again

I wish for the un-mind durpifiing'enss.

Granted, Tuypo1 also just lost Corrupt a Wish, so he explodes.

I wish the IRC was more interesting.

[tuypo1]

Granted. . . .We (just me) all get mind durped trying to Corrupt this and are never seen again

I wish for the un-mind durpifiing'enss.

Granted, Tuypo1 also just lost Corrupt a Wish, so he explodes.

I wish the IRC was more interesting.

granted i start up the /b/ argument again

[Lyeos]

granted i start up the /b/ argument again

You forgot a wish again, so you die. You also lose. :T

I wish for Space Jam.

[tuypo1]

granted you get space jam space jam isent something you want damit

[Harbingerjm]

Granted. Lyeos gets Space Jam, tuypo doesn't want it, breaks down and kills self and Lyeos in elaborate murder-suicide.

I wish I had more penguins.