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[flabort]

((*Grins* You know the reference. But then, you know, the other pill was red, sooo...))
You are forcefully ejected by the Matrix, flung onto the surface of the planet Earth, where no ship will ever venture; and the yellow pill lacks the tracking signal of the red pill, so even if they were willing to risk the surface they still never find you.

I wish to rescue BadLemons!

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
but BadLemonsXI did not want to be rescued and he whacked you with the banhammer, guess what happen next.

I wish that BadLemonsXI did not use the banhammer

[blazing glory]

Granted,he uses his banshotgun instead.

I wish to have billions of red pills so I can feed them to whoever I don't like.

[BadLemonsXI]

Granted. . . .Oh wait those are not red pill there the yellow one's I made up well I guess they might work like the red one's right.

I wish for other to join me.

((*Grins* You know the reference. But then, you know, the other pill was red, sooo...))

(Ha yer I know. Really funny thing just the other day me and some other friends got an old Xbox original and play one of the Matrix. it was the one were you had to pick one of the pills at the beginning and if you picked the blue one it did nothing but restart the game lol. aghhhh the memory's, funny the game seemed a lot harder when we where kids.)

[Lyeos]

Granted, the other food-guy, Alev, is permanently joined to your side.

I wish Alev would change his avatar to this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Tawa]

Granted. Nice self-portrait, Lyeos!

I wish that I could get any plane ticket I wanted, legally, for 18.52 USD.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted but the ticket curses the plane to crash with you aboard.

I wish for a flying pie.

[BadLemonsXI]

Granted. I was your pie that took the plane down and you are now being hunted by the Authorities.

I wish for a flying Comrade Shamrock.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, I use this power to hunt you down in your pie form and eat you for framing me.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish

[Tawa]

Granted. He pulls a D. B. Cooper, and when he jumps out of the plane, he lands on your face. Ninja.

Granted. The uncorrupted wish pulls a D. B. Cooper, and when it jumps out of the plane, it corrupts your face and causes it to whither away.

I wish that DnD 3.5 wizards were less broken.

[Alev]

Granted. Now, every other class is horribly broken, so that wizards get ground into paste immediately.

I wish I could gather the energy to improve muh avatar.

(Also, autocorrect thinks 'muh' is juices.)

[Lyeos]

Granted, you can, but in exchange for said energy you well your soul to me. Pleasure doing business with you.

I wish I could eat the souls of other people. Faster, of course - it's a rather slow process.

[flabort]

Granted. I teach you the process of becoming a Demilich. You become a left arm - just from the shoulder to the wrist - and are indebted to me for teaching you. Together, we go on many adventures as a complete left arm.

I wish we hand a right arm counterpart, and maybe another demilich to act as the back of the chest (spine and shoulderblades) and another for the front chest (ribs).

[BadLemonsXI]

Granted. . . .You get the insane poster's from bay12

I wish to know how one letter changes so much

             Granted. I was your pie that took the plane down and you are now being hunted by the Authorities.
(meant to be "it" ^)
I wish for a flying Comrade Shamrock.

That was meant to start with "It" not "I" lol.

[Alev]

Granted. . . .You get the insane poster's from bay12

I wish to know how one letter changes so much

             Granted. I was your pie that took the plane down and you are now being hunted by the Authorities.
(meant to be "it" ^)
I wish for a flying Comrade Shamrock.

That was meant to start with "It" not "I" lol.

Granted. You mail an English professor, but misspell one word, and he sends assassins to kill you.

I wish for a burger of beef.