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[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, but they fight two separate wars with China and America and in the ensuing war they destroy the earth.

I wish two legions invaded Britain

[Alev]

Granted, but they fight two separate wars with China and America and in the ensuing war they destroy the earth.

I wish two legions invaded Britain

Granted. The definition of legion is changed so that it is only 1 soldieer, so the legions are quickly apprehended.

I wish for a ham sammich.

[TD1]

Granted. Peace talks ensue. We all agree the common enemy is you, and drive you into the sea from whence you came. The Romans then settle peacefully in the countryside and educate us further on history.
Granted. You get someone called "Ham Sammich"

I wish that the word "Legion" was permanently replaced with "bunny," which maintained its original meaning in addition.

[Benata]

Upon being called as bunny legions go mad and some of the elite praetorian legions come and assasinate you over being a synonym to a mammal that has sexual intercourse for 48 hours straight without honor.

I wish someone explained why this thread is approximately 1300 pages long.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, but you can't find the explanation.

I wish five bunnies were in a field, fighting for dominance.

[Tawa]

Granted. You are one of the bunnies, and the dominance fight is over changing the definition of "legion" back. The bunny who wants "legion" to mean its old meaning wins and rips out your throat.

I wish that politicians didn't get paid for running the country and had to take a day job alongside it.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, all politicians go on the take to make ends meet so they can focus on running the country.

I wish for a deal with the devil.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You permanently give your soul to the devil in exchange for a rubber duck.

I wish for a 5 meter long sandwich.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, it is stolen.

I wish for two jelly bean, a sheet of A4 paper and a die (singular form of dice please! and not the choppy and death part)

[Arx]

Granted. Two... non-plural form... two... non-plural form... two... non-plural form... You receive a paradox.

I wish for two small doves.

[jaxy15]

Granted. Two small doves peck your eyes out.

I wish for luck.

[Alev]

Granted. Two small doves peck your eyes out.

I wish for luck.

Granted. You get in a car accident and luckily have a quick death.

I wish for a table.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, an ant hill grows on it

I wish for a piano and a morris marina and that the person after me watches Top Gear.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. The person after you to watch Top Gear will have already watched Top Gear. Your piano is out of tune, and so is your marina.

I wish for a better song to be stuck in my head.

[Alev]

Granted. You make a song called 'A Better Song,' and it's really crappy.

I wish that more games were compatible on Mac.