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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19380 on: July 11, 2014, 11:43:41 am »
Granted, but smileys are automatically and irreversably turned off for everybody.

I wish forum noobs didn't post things like
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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19381 on: July 11, 2014, 12:37:42 pm »
Granted, they now go "Salutations, good sirs and madames, I doth be new here!" as they ride in on their stallions. It's somehow more annoying.

I wish for a late "welcome to the forums, Lyeos"!   :P
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19382 on: July 11, 2014, 12:40:59 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on July 11, 2014, 12:37:42 pm
Granted, they now go "Salutations, good sirs and madames, I doth be new here!" as they ride in on their stallions. It's somehow more annoying.

I wish for a late "welcome to the forums, Lyeos"!   :P
Granted. It happens after you die.

I wish for a job as a subsidized farmer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19383 on: July 11, 2014, 03:28:04 pm »
Granted. A cow falls on you.

I wish for a late "Welcome to the forums, Th4DwArfY1!" that doesn't have the same corruption as Lyeos got.

((Welcome to the forums, Lyeos!  ;) ))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19384 on: July 11, 2014, 03:49:25 pm »
Granted. It happens right before you die.

I wish for a teddy bear.
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Scotsmen

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19385 on: July 11, 2014, 05:47:14 pm »
Granted. It terrifies you, and EATS YOUR SLEEPS.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19386 on: July 11, 2014, 06:25:55 pm »
Granted. You are cursed to be nothing, to feel nothing, and to know nothing.

I wish for an insurrection.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19387 on: July 11, 2014, 06:32:19 pm »
Granted. It's the Conservative Crime Squad.

I wish for babbie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19388 on: July 11, 2014, 06:34:10 pm »
It's a clone of you, randomly spliced with the genes of 6 other people. Have fun raising it.

I wish for Roc to not get into trouble again.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19389 on: July 11, 2014, 06:36:31 pm »
Granted. You have Babbie, a violent war elephant.

Granted. He comes back and is permabanned shortly before your wish was granted.

I wish for a new Swiss Army Knife.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19390 on: July 11, 2014, 06:39:24 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on July 11, 2014, 06:36:31 pm
Granted. You have Babbie, a violent war elephant.

Granted. He comes back and is permabanned shortly before your wish was granted.

I wish for a new Swiss Army Knife.
Granted. You flip the knife closed and cut off a finger.

I wish for EENFINITE KNOWLEDGE OF GRASS SPECIES.
((Damn ninjas...))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19391 on: July 11, 2014, 08:13:16 pm »
Granted. You are a cow.












I wish for transparentness.
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Quote from: Beirus on May 01, 2014, 11:55:35 am
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19392 on: July 11, 2014, 08:14:44 pm »
Granted, you die for not posting a wish.

I wish for impending doom... For everyone!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19393 on: July 11, 2014, 08:17:53 pm »
HAH! But I did post a wish. You have to select (clickdrag) the part under! Your incompetence causes doom to fall on everyone, thus granting your wish!

I wish people would understand me.
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Quote from: Beirus on May 01, 2014, 11:55:35 am
As he waits to be unrestrained and taken backstage, he can't help but think I miss my fun bits.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19394 on: July 11, 2014, 08:19:09 pm »
STUPID CRAPPY CELLPHONE
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