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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19365 on: July 10, 2014, 10:24:23 pm »

Granted, being stated is the new turn for having states dropped on your head, congratulations! All fifty states in the United States get dropped on your head.

I wish for a tidal wave of soapy water.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19366 on: July 10, 2014, 11:34:58 pm »

Granted, but the soap is old & there aren't any bubbles.

I wish for a deadly face-spider.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19367 on: July 10, 2014, 11:49:04 pm »

granted, the gods have seen it fit to give you the deadliest face tattoo of a spider that they could possibly perceive, no amount of surgery may remove it, it is yours forever.

I wish to become a god
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19368 on: July 11, 2014, 12:04:13 am »

Granted, you are the god of dust bunnies. All dust bunnies worship you from now on.

I wish my girlfriend was happier.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19369 on: July 11, 2014, 12:16:37 am »

Granted, but it's because she has 4 boyfriends.

I wish I hadn't have had to repair the roof of our trailer today. And that I wasn't dehydrated from the task.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19370 on: July 11, 2014, 12:22:10 am »

((Four boyfriends, and me?))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19371 on: July 11, 2014, 12:33:40 am »

Granted,you didn't HAVE to,but you did it anyway,you are then starved instead of dehydrated.

I wish to know what wish Roc was spamming as I haven't been checking this thread lately.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19372 on: July 11, 2014, 12:40:45 am »

Granted, it's still back there somewhere, good luck finding the remaining posts.

I wish for a foot massage for both feet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19373 on: July 11, 2014, 12:43:34 am »

Granted. You get a horrible foot infection afterwards. Your feet are then amputated.

I wish for squids.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19374 on: July 11, 2014, 12:58:48 am »

(I went ahead and banned Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER for posting these weird links all over.  Spam ads or just to be annoying?  Doesn't really matter.)
Not permabanned, I hope. Just long enough to make him realize the stupidity of what he was doing.

(It was -- the link spam was bizarre and looked like he was advertising a flash game.  Talked to him about it, switched it to a 3 day, so he'll have another chance to sort it out.)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19375 on: July 11, 2014, 05:48:40 am »

Granted, you then develop a phobia of squids

I wish for a breadcrumb

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19376 on: July 11, 2014, 09:53:21 am »

Granted. You turn into one crumb in a loaf of bread.

I wish that the facilities at the campground get improved this year.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19377 on: July 11, 2014, 10:07:43 am »

Granted. The campground becomes a metropolis.

I wish for Metropolis.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19378 on: July 11, 2014, 11:00:17 am »

Granted. You now work for Lex Luthor.

I wish that I could see the stars at night in the city.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19379 on: July 11, 2014, 11:04:03 am »

granteda star head on a collision course with you


I wish forum have more smileys
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