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[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

The bloon collapses into a singularity because there are large bloons inside smaller bloons, killing you instantly.

He realizes, he just doesn't care.

I wish I had nice silver earrings.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. The sniper informs the zebra bloon that he doesn't think his commander understands the concept of "corrupt a wish".
Granted. Isn't it nice how they dressed you up for the funeral?

I wish I hadn't been drinking a glass of water when I listened to Scotsmen's song.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

(removed)

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Granted, you were drinking a cup of syrup.

Everyone else helps the bloons win, leaving only you to suffer your fate.

I wish I owned an alexandrite amulet.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

(removed)

[Lyeos]

Granted, now get the wish out of this thread forever and stop intentionally annoying everyone.

Granted, you are arrested for stealing it.

I wish I had the Enclave's Mobile Base Crawler, prior to the orbital satellites being used, so I can aim it exactly where I want right now.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, but I don't grant this wish exactly how you want it so you turn into Roc.

I wish everyone would ignore Roc's posts in this thread and simply corrupt the wish above his. The only exception is when he posts a legitimate wish that he hasn't been reposting for forever.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Granted, but someone else begins repeating their wish.

I wish there was a good golden sun game in development now.

[Toady One]

(I went ahead and banned Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER for posting these weird links all over.  Spam ads or just to be annoying?  Doesn't really matter.)

[Lyeos]

Granted, but someone else begins repeating their wish.

I wish there was a good golden sun game in development now.

Granted, it's stuck in development forever.

I wish for bacon... For everyone!

[Ross Vernal]

Thank you.

Granted. Pigs go extinct.

I wish people knew how to drive.

[Tawa]

(I went ahead and banned Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER for posting these weird links all over.  Spam ads or just to be annoying?  Doesn't really matter.)

Hm.

Anyway, granted. You are not one of those people.

I wish that Toady wouldn't have to make so many bans.

[Lyeos]

Granted, unfortunately, you get so many hugs that you die of dehydration before the hugs are done.

I wish for a clean slate.

[Scotsmen]

(I went ahead and banned Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER for posting these weird links all over.  Spam ads or just to be annoying?  Doesn't really matter.)

Not permabanned, I hope. Just long enough to make him realize the stupidity of what he was doing.

Granted, but you don't understand them.


Granted. You have a clean slate of slate.

I wish for understanding.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You understand that you died from [REDACTED] and that is why I'll never [REDACTED] again.

I wish for creative corruptions that involved everything being stated.