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[Arcvasti]

Granted. The newest version has some different ideas about "Therapy". And it is terrifying.

I wish for moar treez.

[Lyeos]

Granted, it's even more of an annoying spreadsheet than before.

Granted, you cut them down but have nowhere to run. Splat!

I wish Roc's boat would be rocked by a giant rock while he listens to rock.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, the bird roc is sitting in a boat tapping a rock and listening to the sound, then a giant pile of rock cds land in the water and rock the boat and flip it but it doesn't bother him.

I wish I possessed a wheel of cheese

[Tawa]

Granted. You are possessed by a wheel of cheese. You roll around and stick yourself in other people's mouths.

I wish for a hammer.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. *splat*

I wish for silly wish requirements.

[Tawa]

Granted. Your wish requirements aren't silly enou-- ERROR ERROR ERROR Hey, look, it's my name!

I wish that you could walk into random peoples' houses whenever you wanted like in video games.

[TD1]

Granted. You can. Unfortunately, you shouldn't. Many, many police are after the "House Hopper"

I wish that I was Mat Cauthon.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, but a brick falls on your head and you forget who you are

I wish I had a vicious pet rabbit, that was normal size, loyal to me, not going to kill me and would attack others upon my command.

(Tawarochir, I wrote ''I possessed a wheel of cheese'', so I would possess the cheese wheel not the other way around)

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, you're in that one silly fanfic where [REDACTED] and that is why I never, ever, go into space without being inside a giant Taco Bell transformer.

Granted, however it also has mind control and orders people to burn everything you love in its free time.

I wish for giant Taco Bell transformers.

[Tawa]

(Tawarochir, I wrote ''I possessed a wheel of cheese'', so I would possess the cheese wheel not the other way around)

((I know. This is corrupt a wish.))

Granted. You have a giant transformer for your house that is shaped like a bell and made out of tacos.

I wish for dice.

[Gulddom]

Granted, it has they have 17 sides each
I wish that Dwarf Fortress wasn't so buggy

[Lyeos]

Granted, instead it's super laggy. 

I wish people wouldn't complain as much about the hilarious bugs in the new release.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, instead they just spam your PM box with "It is inevitable"

I wish that it was inevitable.

[Lyeos]

Granted, your neck explodes into gore. It was inevitable.

I wish it was for the best.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, something is for the best we just don't know what.

I wish I was at the end of a rainbow