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[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. They're all recently registered escaped lunatics.

I wish for wish corruptions.

[Tawa]

DAMMIT WHY DO YOU POST PARADOXES WHEN I HAVE TO CORRUPT
Granted. There is no corruption. But wait! Now there is a corruption, and there is not. Your wish has been granted with nonexistent things, Schrodinger. Enjoy your paradox.

I wish for Dugneons and Dargons. Yes, I wish for Dugneons and Dargons. I said that right.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((You want to know why? It amuses me.))
Granted. The genie assumes you meant Dungeons and Dragons and put you in a dungeon full of dragons.

I wish for magic.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. It's a very cheap Dungeons and Dragons rip-off.

Granted. You have the magical ability to destroy the universe and everything in it. That includes yourself, by the way.

I wish for a minecraft mod that adds magic spells.

[Tawa]

Granted. The spells turn Minecraft into Dwarf Fortress.

I wish for a bag of dice a mile across.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you get a bag of dice a mile across on each side dropped on your head.

I wish for inspiration.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. An evil overlord is suddenly inspired, and finds out how to take over the world.

I wish for more magic.

[Tawa]

Granted. You are inspired to lay in bed all day.

Granted. You get more magic. You also get more cowbell. Dropped on your head from a mile up.

I wish for more cowbell.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You get more cowbell. Dropped on your head from a mile up.

I wish for a flooble.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted, it brutally murders you.

I wish I didn't just bring half the city guard on my tail in GoD2.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You got the entire population after you.

I wish for warmth and comfort.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you get a blanket and a burning building.

I wish someone would get Arx out of the way because I don't wanna do Arx again.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You have to describe me instead. Mwahahahahah!

I wish for detailed descriptions of wish corruptions that use copious amounts of the word Swag. And everybody has to use them now.

[TD1]

Granted. Swag. Swag. Swaggity swag swag.

I wish for Blitzdungeoneer's wish to be revoked.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. But I can un-revoke it!

I wish for BlitzDungeoneer's wish to be un-revoked.